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grundel marathon

Assembling a large army of your cohorts to go on a sexy romp through a densely populated area, the object being to continuously grasp the grundel of the person in front of you at all times. The result is a bouncing chain of jubilant ninnywitts. Knibb High Football rules!
"Hey Todd, I'd be honored if you were behind me in today's grundel marathon!"
"Sure no problem, big guy, make sure u squeeze em hard, and until the pus comes out."
by steven bo-bevin January 12, 2009
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Maret school

Well, I wouldn't exactly call "Maret School" a school. There mascot is a fighting frog, which is oh so intimidating. They get rocked by anyone they play in football. All the kids are mentally retarded stoners that can't carry on an intelligient conversation. They also love to talk shit, even though they cant back themselves up. They get destroyed by Potomac School in every sport. The headmaster of this "school" should be ashamed with the kind of school he has created.
Maret Football Player pokes a potomac player in the eye when they're at the bottom of a dogpile.
Potomac Football Player walks off as if nothing happened. Then, when the game is over, the Potomac Player kicks the crap out of the Maret Player
by I Run This January 25, 2005
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Marathon Tuesday

Marathon Tuesday is similar to Marathon Monday in that it is an event involving the consumption of massive amounts of booze.

What Marathon Tuesday is not:
-on a Monday
-in Boston
-associated with a contest of athletic ability
Y'all you know what tomorrow is?
Marathon Tuesday!
A wonderful day to ditch all prior commitments and spend 18-24 hours consuming alcoholic beverages until we black out.
by geniusyall October 5, 2011
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marites

marites always say OMD wich means (oh my d???d) if ur name is sara or tiffany u will never know.
marites will never tell you.
by missomd March 29, 2009
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Portuguese Marathon Runner

When three people most commonly two females and one male give each other blow jobs while releasing fecal matter.It is proper in most countries to switch off giving each other rim jobs after the act of release.
hey bro do you remember those girls I took home last night they both gave me a "Portuguese Marathon Runner" It was amazing.
by Reptar08 July 1, 2010
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super charged ass sex marathon

When you do enough cocaine and MDNA to have ass sex 4 times, and get pink eye, but still hire a babysitter to go out for more. Typical good old fashion Holiday Bender behavior.
I want to blow bbg and do blow after our super charged ass sex marathon but tomorrow I need to get more pink eye medicine.
by NugsDotCom December 6, 2017
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maret

1. maret
Possibly the best school in DC, simply because of the kids. Funny, liberal (except for a few pesky connies). Doesn't cheat on SATs, like Landon, doesn't have a cheap mascot, like the Sidwell Fighting Quakers. Some really cool girls and guys go there. They aren't all jocky or bitchy like Landon and St. Albans and NCS. And Willis is really ghetto

Hmm... lets get this right, first off landon only has cheated once,and you cant blame that on theyre school, second your just bitter because you suck at sports and you have one field, third cheap mascott? your a fighting frog... mayeb thats the only reason your only back up for that statement is Sidwell friends.. Go frogs!!.. not.
Maret Kid: Wow our campus sucks, and our mascott is homosexual
Landon kid: Too bad
STA kid: too bad
Sidwell kid: too bad.
by 12. April 24, 2005
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