Short Sleeved Magician

When you see what's coming.

"Tom called me on my birthday, then asked for twenty dollars."
"wow, that guys a real short sleeved magician."

by AveryDanger March 1, 2010

Born again black magician

A person who has been wronged by the world often many times and has finally decided enough is enough, and uses black magic to defend themselves from the bullies of the world.
A person who seeks justice through black magic where all else has failed.

He's a born again black magician.

by Judge dredd7 June 29, 2011

magicman

Failure. Joke. Retard. Waste of Air.

Magicman got 2 credits in one full year of College

by johnclark November 13, 2007

Have a magical Disney day

The Sun and Caroline McGuire reported on this one as has origins in the established theme park that the photo presentation of Dismalland lampooned. Orlando shuns cynical thought as I used the term "Florida Cheerful" when it comes to this as it's combined with the "Disney Point" as this is a two finger point attributes to the namesake's two-pack-a-day nicotine habit. I've seen Disney use this on those caught lifting creative properties for illicit lit. It's a code insult where they're trying to give you the highway salute and double homicide the smart-asses who pull out the artwork from an artist portraying Peter Pan smoking a crack pipe. Frightfest in Gurnee might leave Disney staff a little unhinged as one scene looks like it was decorated by Pamela Voorhees after impaling them with extreme prejudice.

"Have you seen the pictures?"

"What ones."
"The Disney Point."

I've seen a blog where they found out someone had been producing fanfiction of their protective properties and in on the blog they closed it "Have a magical Disney day!"

According to The Sun and the aussie news circles they're really saying "Fuck you!"

by illinoishorrorman January 26, 2018

Magical butt pump

one of those tubs in your but that evil spirits come out of

Wat up?

I just got a magical butt pump!

sweet!wat came out of it?

pixies,leprachauns,and the tooth fairie.

hott.

by Grant Parker April 22, 2005

Majickal Ramen Noodlez

Even better than Magical Ramen Noodles. The spelling and the flavor. w00t.

Yes, damn it. Majickal. Phwee!

by Leiko October 7, 2004

magician

A person lacking any talent, yet skilled enough to master the art of boring people to death. Closely related to jugglers, mimes, and unicyclists.

The magician will be performing shortly. We should leave now.

by John July 22, 2004