Kevin Magnussen

Supposedly a former F1 driver, but the reality is that he doesn't exist.

Daan: Look, a self-driving F1 car!
Nearrell: No, that's Kevin Magnussen!
Daan: What the fuck Nearrell! everybody knows Kevin Magnussen isn't real!

by daann45 January 24, 2022

Sneaky Magnus

When you put in two balls but only pay for one.

Did you hear what happened last night? He did a Sneaky Magnus and ran away.

by Magsel March 6, 2022

Anus Manus

A warm and creamy, most moist, most smelliest, loud, and worst fantasy football team to ever exist. Imagine a fantasy team that was run by a strap on that was worn by a goat that was use on a bum… that’s what an Anus Manus is

Bro, I saw you play Anus Manus this week, that should be an easy win.

by MacZaddy88 September 25, 2023

Morse-code manuscript

A.k.a. "intermittent ink", this term describes the muddled mess of random "dots 'n' dashes" that you typically end up with when feverishly trying to scribble notes with a ballpoint pen on anything but totally "clean 'n' pristine" writing-paper, or when attempting to hastily jot down a few words while holding your paper up against a vertical wall, where gravity ceases to aid ink-flow to the pen-tip.

The infuriating "Morse-code manuscript" debacle tends to manifest itself all the more whenever you're either in a stew or pressed for time, since your hands will tend to perspire a lot more during "nerved up" periods like this, and so the ink will not readily adhere to all of the damp/salty/greasy spots where you've been holding the paper steady while writing. Also, if the paper itself is not the best (like if its surface is excessively flaky/textured, or is coated with a foreign substance, like a cash-register receipt), you may have problems here, as well; this is an especially exasperating dilemma because this type of "inferior" foolscap-scrap may sometimes be the only writing-material that's handy at the time when you unexpectedly have to scrawl down a phone number or other important info/reminder, and so you may encounter this debacle more frequently/unavoidably than you might expect.

by QuacksO August 31, 2018

National Tyrone Magnus Day

A day to celebrate Tyrone Magnus!!!! The best white/black boi in the whole galaxy!

“Tomorrow is finally National Tyrone Magnus Day so we can celebrate!!”

by gimp2821 December 7, 2020

Gregory Jbara as Chairman Magnuson

Gregory's Chairman Magnuson, a key player in the atomic game, Broadway charm meets political finesse, am I right?

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: What's Gregory Jbara doing in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Gregory Jbara as Chairman Magnuson, Broadway to bomb yo!

by courtofowls September 4, 2023

sir air Mancus

Mancus butt sir air sir

Marcus: o r u
Mancus: im a sir air Mancus

by the one and only youghurt male May 21, 2024