McDonalds Zombie
McDonalds Zombie by Sweat1 January 1, 2009
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Ronald McDonald
The most horrifying person i've ever met.
Recently here in Indonesia they found one of the workers in McDonald's dressed like Ronald McDonald in the toilet, where he was sexually molesting a 7-year old girl.
For some very strange reason they do have security cameras in the toilets (i'm being 100% serious here), so everything, yes everything of the event got caught on tape.
I believe someone put up the video on the internet, however i can't seem to find it, so i guess they took it down.
Anyway, Ronald McDonald is the mascot of the McDonald's fast food chain. After the incident i stated above occured the parents of the 7-year old girl filed a lawsuit against Ronald (lol) and eventually they sued McDonald's Indonesia to pay 500,000 indonesian Rupiahs, which was around 1.500$ dollars (i think) back then.
Nowadays Ronald McDonald and the rest of the McDonaldland friends have been largely phased out, they still exist at the restaurants but you barely see them in the commercials anymore (Thank god, who knows what evil plans that child molester hides?).
With other words, never EVER become friends with Ronald McDonald, or he'll turn you into a cheeseburger for all the fat kids to eat and drool on. I'm being serious here!
Recently here in Indonesia they found one of the workers in McDonald's dressed like Ronald McDonald in the toilet, where he was sexually molesting a 7-year old girl.
For some very strange reason they do have security cameras in the toilets (i'm being 100% serious here), so everything, yes everything of the event got caught on tape.
I believe someone put up the video on the internet, however i can't seem to find it, so i guess they took it down.
Anyway, Ronald McDonald is the mascot of the McDonald's fast food chain. After the incident i stated above occured the parents of the 7-year old girl filed a lawsuit against Ronald (lol) and eventually they sued McDonald's Indonesia to pay 500,000 indonesian Rupiahs, which was around 1.500$ dollars (i think) back then.
Nowadays Ronald McDonald and the rest of the McDonaldland friends have been largely phased out, they still exist at the restaurants but you barely see them in the commercials anymore (Thank god, who knows what evil plans that child molester hides?).
With other words, never EVER become friends with Ronald McDonald, or he'll turn you into a cheeseburger for all the fat kids to eat and drool on. I'm being serious here!
The girl who was victim of getting molested by Ronald McDonald was traumatized for years.
She couldn't walk past a McDonald's restaurant without getting scared, she had a fear for being alone in the toilet and she overall was terrified of clowns. (This is actually not serious, but i can imagine she felt like that).
She couldn't walk past a McDonald's restaurant without getting scared, she had a fear for being alone in the toilet and she overall was terrified of clowns. (This is actually not serious, but i can imagine she felt like that).
Ronald McDonald by Nangko January 6, 2012
McDonalds
A fast food place unfortunately found around the earth. Shitty food is easy to spot here, usually greasy beyond recognition, probably from the nasty pimple-faced losers rubbing their face in your food. These losers usually have voices that crack alot. McDonalds gets sued alot, and this is a good thing because McDonald's sucks
Ronald McDonald Trump
A bigger clown than any other from any circus in history, Ronald McDonald Trump is a huge(pronounced youuge by his truly)racist, misogynist, lying, pussy grabbing, stupid faced, tax evading, wall building, alternative facting oompah loompah looking douche!! A bar set too high for any aspiring future clowns, unless of course you want to be funny and make people happy, than just drop the Trump and be Ronald McDonald!
What do Ronald McDonald Trump, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin and Bin Laden have in common.... EVERYTHING!!!
Ronald McDonald Trump by Shitonmytits February 4, 2017
McDonalds Junior chicken
A kick-ass, cheap, tasty sandwich. Not the stereotypical greasy macdonalds shit. This one is darn good.
McDonalds Junior chicken by Confounded July 31, 2006
McDonalds Worker
An employee at a fast food shithole known as mcdonalds. Desparate as hell person. Low pay, low benefeits, shitty hours. As bad as this guy Brian Debartolo or Mike Hunsicker
McDonalds Worker by Matt Ward February 19, 2004