massive-airflow sensor

An electronic device to measure da frequency and/or degree of your farts.

Generally speaking, you wouldn't need a massive-airflow sensor to keep tabs on your butt-splutters: people's ears --- and often their noses, as well --- will be totally aware of each and "every toot you make" and "every wind you break"! (Have I been watching too much Weird Al???)

by QuacksO February 29, 2024

massive ask

A massive ask is that Big, Huge, Inconvenient favor your friend asks of you which makes you question whether you really want to be friends with him/her in the first place.

Tanya just pulled a massive ask of me; I'm a bad friend and don't know if I like her enough to do a

favor like that!

by DMack2018 May 14, 2018

Massive

something that daniel wheelchair says a lot

Steven “jesus wept lads my mums died of a massive tumor”

Daniel Wheelchair “do you know what else is massive?”

by Hadacurry February 15, 2025

ceo of massive cock

Hayden J. Teague

Did you hear Hayden Teague became the CEO of massive cock.

by 🥖🥖 December 18, 2020

Romtown massive

Romtown massive is the most dangerous gang in the U.K. If u speak they name ur gonna get stab

Leave me alone or I get romtown massive on u Joao a fat cunt who's the biggest snake

by Night nigajt nerd January 23, 2019

Massive

You know what else is MASSIVE?!? LOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW TAAAAPPPPEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FADDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Friend 1: Dude that guys forehead was MASSIVE! Friend 2: HEHEHE you know what else is MASSIVE??? Friend 1: What
Friend 2: THE LOWWWWWWWW TAPERRRR FADEEEEEE MEME its still massive in 2025

by StalinSajurzna123 January 18, 2025

Massive Slut

Used to describe a Kelsi and a Mia from a Chef when asked to turn their music down from a customer complaint usually messaged through a social media platform

Those massive sluts Mia and Kelsi

by Gracew1707 May 4, 2022