masturbate

You do you

That's basically it

Someone:"Go f-ck yourself"
Masturbator:"I think you mane masturbate"

by that one there December 16, 2022

masterbaiter

when you're so good at fishing that people call you the masterbaiter.

bro your the masterbaiter

by creamsupremer February 27, 2023

masturbate

i assume you guys are here to get horny, so here!

sarah was home alone and extremely horny. she turned off her bedroom light and took her pants off. she was so excited to masturbate that she leaped in bed and pulled the covers up to her chin. she started to touch her breasts and her nipples got hard. she reached over on her nightstand and grabbed her laptop. in the search bar she typed "pornhub." once she got on the porn, she clicked threesome. sarah felt very aroused by the threesome on the screen that she started touching herself. she imagined that her crush, jacob was the one touching her. she slowly crept her finger into her hole and started aggressively rubbing in and out. she suddenly squirted everywhere, but kept touching herself. later that night, jacob came over and asked her to have sex. she agreed and she had another orgasm.

by you'rewelcome69storymaker March 31, 2023

masturbated

fucking yourself

i masturbated yesterday and I came so much

by cummer5000 May 22, 2023

masterbaiter

An expert fisherman! Masterbaiters usually wank- I mean WAKE up at 3 AM to catch some fresh cod.

Person 1: I got a gold medal in fishing camp!
Person 2: Yo, that's great!
Person 1: Yeah, and I got a nickname there too lol

Person 2: What's your nickname?
Person 1: The Masterbaiter.

by moistbenis May 23, 2023

Masturbate

When you Stroke your Dick until you reach a orgasm and bust everywhere.

Micheal:yo bro don’t open my door Im masturbate In here.
Jayden: Okay bro do your thing don’t use all the lotion btw.

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

masturbate

something most people do, and- oh, i see you're doing it right now, horny bastard. I'll wait.

something most people do, but not a lot freely admit it. the act of sexual self-stimulation because you cant get any bitches. touch grass.

i just masturbated to this sexy definition

by Kennu Silvadhd November 27, 2023