To cover yourself in maple syrup and then sticking bacon to the syrup in an attempt to attract a Canadian sex partner
by Oww my meniscus December 18, 2016
Get the maple baconator mug.1. The uncontrollable urge to put maple syrup on everything, including coffee, breakfast cereal and bacon.
2. The feeling one gets when wanting to see the change of the colours of the maple trees in September and October, especially in Ontario and Quebec.
3. A non-Canadian obsessed with all things Canadian, including Kraft Dinner, poutine, hockey, Earls girls, bacon, “free healthcare”, kayaking, Timmy Ho’s, moose and polar bears.
4. A sexual obsession for Canadians felt by non-Canadians. First coined when Butters from South Park starts dating a Canadian girl.
2. The feeling one gets when wanting to see the change of the colours of the maple trees in September and October, especially in Ontario and Quebec.
3. A non-Canadian obsessed with all things Canadian, including Kraft Dinner, poutine, hockey, Earls girls, bacon, “free healthcare”, kayaking, Timmy Ho’s, moose and polar bears.
4. A sexual obsession for Canadians felt by non-Canadians. First coined when Butters from South Park starts dating a Canadian girl.
Example 1:
Damn this maple fever! I’ll need to head to the the cabane à sucre (sugar shack) this afternoon to re-stock!
Example 2:
Wife: Honey, I would love to head up to Mont-Tremblant this weekend to see the fall leaves!
Husband: Sounds like you've got the maple fever! Hopefully we leave early enough to beat the traffic – I don’t like dealing with the obnoxious leafers from New York City!
Example 3:
American: I had this wonder trip up to Vancouver this weekend – they have Timbits, poutine, craft beer, mountains and a lovely area called Stanley Park…..
Friend: Buddy – stop with this maple fever nonsense! If you love it up there so much, why don’t you stay up there then?
Example 4:
American: I’m heading to the Calgary Stampede this weekend to see if I can score with a hottie Canadian chick!
Friend: Dude, that’ll be the third time you’ve been in as many years! You gotta find a nice local American girl to wean you off the maple fever!
Damn this maple fever! I’ll need to head to the the cabane à sucre (sugar shack) this afternoon to re-stock!
Example 2:
Wife: Honey, I would love to head up to Mont-Tremblant this weekend to see the fall leaves!
Husband: Sounds like you've got the maple fever! Hopefully we leave early enough to beat the traffic – I don’t like dealing with the obnoxious leafers from New York City!
Example 3:
American: I had this wonder trip up to Vancouver this weekend – they have Timbits, poutine, craft beer, mountains and a lovely area called Stanley Park…..
Friend: Buddy – stop with this maple fever nonsense! If you love it up there so much, why don’t you stay up there then?
Example 4:
American: I’m heading to the Calgary Stampede this weekend to see if I can score with a hottie Canadian chick!
Friend: Dude, that’ll be the third time you’ve been in as many years! You gotta find a nice local American girl to wean you off the maple fever!
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Get the Maple Fever mug.by rosenator November 8, 2015
Get the maple fever mug.1. A term usually applied to males who have a clear sexual preference for women of Canadian descent, although it can also be used in reference to females who prefer Canadian men.
2. An acute, infectious febrile disease of Canadian climates, caused by maple trees.
2. An acute, infectious febrile disease of Canadian climates, caused by maple trees.
South Park: Season 19 Episode 2 "Where My Country Gone?"
Canadian father: "So, young man, I understand that you and my daughter have started a romance."
Butters: "Well, uh Well, yes, sir."
Canadian father: "And I suppose you have a thing for Canadian girls, huh? Is that it? You've got maple fever? "
Canadian father: "So, young man, I understand that you and my daughter have started a romance."
Butters: "Well, uh Well, yes, sir."
Canadian father: "And I suppose you have a thing for Canadian girls, huh? Is that it? You've got maple fever? "
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