Luke

Luke tries to be the biggest homie hopper out of his friends. unfortunately that is the only 'big' thing he has going for him. if you want a vinnie hacker 2.0, lukey pukey is your go-to. mr. never sober is good with kids, but not with a skateboard. his hobbies include, searching for his missing crystals, and the missing piece in his life. which he is conviced he has found. if you are not a girl that is around 5'6-5'8, and is not in the grade below, keep looking because luke does not want you. Luke's only way of flirting is by telling girls to shut up and making them wear his lice-infested hat. lukes lips are bigger than his dick and that is a promise. kinda bite worthy though. (please never say that again miss girl). sorry my friend is a little obsessed with luke. you may think he his hot, but before you get too far along with this luke guy, make him move his hair out of his face. beware his actions are very different from his words. and his words usually are making fun of his friends...and urs.

"did you see luke the other day?"
"yeah, he ran into a stop sign."

by penisdaddylover69 July 16, 2021

Luke

A very chill, relaxed guy. He's the type of person that if you get to know, has a lot of interesting qualitys, but usually keeps them hidden away.

"Luke it so chill, but has a great personality"

by FortniteTerrible October 5, 2019

Luke

Fat fuck that prefers anal

Hey Luke

by Kouhgfv May 2, 2019

Luke

Yeah at first he can be fun and seem like a good guy. But you are wrong. This dick thinks he owns everyone and can do anything he wants. You can define luke as a hoe, slut, player and cunt. Don't get attached to Luke's because they are lying cheating bitches. Take my advice. I'm one of lukes victims xx

Luke: I don't even know how to unclip a girls bra

by pineapplemangoapple October 10, 2022

Luke

A big bitch who deserves to go to hell for doing wrong and sucks people off.

Luke is a bitch.

by JUICEISBETTERTHANX June 20, 2019

Luke

Very high pitched voice, shy, scared to talk to girls.

Luke is scared to talk to Jailen.

by Rayman Sims April 23, 2019

Luke

A man who is there for u through your rough and you good patches. Is loving and caring, brave, charming and drop dead gorgeous. He will stand up for you without you asking and you the woman he falls for will be the luckiest woman alive! No matter what they will always come back together. So don’t let him go!

‘I need a luke’

by Biscuits69 June 12, 2018