Camp loaf

When you take a shit in your friends tent, leaving it to rot in the summer heat while the two of you go canoeing for the day.

So Mike and I took a paddle that morning and the fucker camp loafed my tent!

by Timay! March 19, 2021

Rusty loaf

A sexual act involving the production of baked goods following the excessive consumption of raw ginger, Typically involving an oven door, loaf tray and Filipino prostitute.

What are your plans this weekend Jim?
Going to see if I can find a nice Filipino lady that's keen in a rusty loaf wanna join me?

by Flatline fister July 4, 2018

Ditch Loaf

An untimely emergency defecation in the ditch of a highway in the dead of winter. Upon completion, the anus is wiped with an object which is much less than desirable (ie. a used Mars bar wrapper, sock, etc.).

Mike: Sandy, you need to pull over right now, I can’t make it to Calgary!

Sandy: Why, what’s wrong?
Mike: I have to poop! I guess this one’s gonna be a ditch loaf! Get the Mars bar wrapper ready!

by Dirty Gavin July 26, 2020

moist loaf

It basically means "nice arse"

"ooh, look at that pussy walking down those stairs. Look at her moist loaf jiggle".

by gay vicar October 30, 2007

piss loaf

a chunk of your innards that shoots out of your pee hole when urinating

that piss loaf hurt like hell

by phil February 10, 2005

Spunk Loaf

The result of someone who was freshly sodomized defacating in a bowl. Thus the fecal matter contains a mixture of feces and semen: A Spunk Loaf

Jimmy wanted to reward his homosexual lover with a nice treat after hours of steamy ass love. So, he laid a large SPUNK LOAF on the dinner table for him.

by e-rips September 23, 2003

web loafing

To pass time surfing the web without working or in avoiding work.

This definition was created while I was "web loafing" at work.

by krwada July 16, 2008