Liam

The most disrespectful and psychotic person you will ever Matt if you know a Liam shut him out of your life he will try to murder you with scissors

Liam stabbed me with scissors

by BrandonM31415 April 24, 2019

Liam

Liam is some annoying kid that goes by the name Mega Merlin. He has a high pitched british voice that talks about random stuff and teaches people to do things that are completely useless! He always wears a hat because he’s so dumb even his hairs got accepted into Harvard and left him leaving him a few bald spots.

Person 1: Hey! Do you want to check out that new MegaMerlin video on Youtube?
Person 2: Nah, that dude doesn’t talk about anything interesting, lets check out pewdiepie!
Liam Ooferson.

by CatPotatoYay April 9, 2019

Liam

Known for liking lots of girls ( man whore) specifically ones with dicks. Liam is the biggest faggot ever, and you can’t sit at tables with him cuz he takes up the whole damn table. He gets boners during school project. He is attracted to girls who make racecar noises during sex. He likes to go look for is dog in his moms coat. He likes girls who give him sunshine in his cloudy days. Liam is a once in a lifetime faggot

Damn shawty u got a big dick, Liam might come for you

by Nibbas in my butthole March 26, 2019

Liam

Liam, your typical gay teen. Very good with his hands and mouth. Plays Nhl 2k20. Makes fun of everyone.

Look, that kid is such a Liam
It's ok to be gay take Liam for an example

by Liam_555 March 16, 2020

Liam

A retard that plays golf with the other leprechauns in Ireland, likes being whacked by shoes, and being bitch slapped by people named Hailey.

Did you see Hailey slap the shit out of Liam yesterday?

I heard Liam played like shit yesterday, the luck of the Irish wasn't with him.

by The Big Aids June 28, 2019

Liam

A Liam is sometimes found in his wild habitat, also known as 'the Maccas Playground' He has 'sick jokes' His muscles are mountains! But is fat! He likes to come before people for a chat but stands behind them!

I found a Liam outside Maccas harassing little kids.

by Liam The Maccas Man April 4, 2017

Liam

A completely shallow person who bases everything on appearance. Sometimes he will even refuse to hang out with a female who will not put out. He will never wingman for you so you might as well find another guy because Liam is not an option.

"I'd rather not bring Tim to the club because he's a real Liam"

by JapaAppa July 4, 2012