dumpster lettuce

A salad consisting of mostly brownish-white iceberg lettuce, usually served at sub-par eating establishments where in the kitchen the lettuce is stored in a large bin.

"Ew, I'm not eating there. They serve dumpster lettuce!"

by L.Patanjo July 2, 2004

Lettuce

To suggest an activity or action. A faster way of saying "Let us".

Boy: Lettuce go to the beach.
Girl: Lettuce

by anthonyvenanzio April 2, 2009

shake your lettuce

A derivitive of 'Wipe Your Minge' which, in turn, is a derivitive of 'Dry Your Eyes'. That is to say, 'Stop Moaning!'

"Just shake your lettuce and get on with it!!"

by Jaffa_cake April 30, 2007

lettuce

a skinny woman who prides herself on her lack of caloric intake, usually a perpetual tracker of Weight Watcher points

Skinny girl: "Anyone want to split this M&M with me?"
All the other girls: "OOOOh, that bitch is so lettuce!"

by AlbinoMuffCabbage December 1, 2010

lettuce sandwich

Bore or boring.

There's nothing more boring than a lettuce sandwich.

Don't lettuce sandwich me.

by ate your baby October 29, 2011

Hot Lettuce

When you find something random (preferably food) really attractive.

A: Why are you just staring at that sandwich?
B: Have you ever thought about how hot food can be?
A: Hot as in 'hot' hot. No.

B: Shame, because this is some Hot Lettuce.

by Th3_P4nd4_H3r0 August 29, 2016

Baby Lettuce

N. The anal opening of a person under the age of consent; it is a reference to the slang term tossing the salad

Man, I was everywhere on her. I gave her baby lettuce a pound of tongue, and made her cum twice.

by HaydenX September 5, 2007