A fancy lamp for people who need light so they don't feel depressed. Move it around and there will be light all over your desk. Just make sure to keep it away from any i's.
by DemogorgonSlayer January 21, 2021
The annoying girl who steals random shit like a lamp from the bars in Amherst. She’s the type of girl who blacks out and then refuses to take accountability for her actions the next day.
by Amherstdude August 19, 2022
by Fleeble_ June 17, 2024
Lava lamp; adj. The act of orgasming on your partners anus, causing it to pool. As your partner sinks into a nice warm bath, once under water, flatulates ( farts ) through the pooled semen creating bubbles simulating the wax globules in a lava lamp. Hence the name, needed to complete the stunt is 3.0 ml. of semen and 0.0069 psi. of flatus. Can also be done solo with good hand- browneye coordination.
by Monsterwescoast April 08, 2024
An object often found on one's bedside table which may resultantly be found in the splash zone of sexual activities.
by Splashzone101 October 09, 2018
Man: That lava lamp can reaaally give some head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by jimbo jimboson September 23, 2023
by Ollie16inchWhiteBoy March 04, 2018