LAMP

Laughing at my problems

I’m lamping.

by flzvdb January 28, 2021

lamp hat

Joey's gay discord name

'Thats a nice lamp hat'

by Big Bob 123 May 5, 2018

rod lamp

Noun - A signature retaliation move in which the enforcer pulls down the offender's pants and gives them a swift kick in the dick, preferably whilst wearing cleats

Man that guy is such an a**hole, I wish someone would give him the old rod lamp.

by MassHole 2020 November 3, 2020

amber lamps

A grammatically incorrect spelling of ambulance.

Well, there's the amber lamps.

by mrqwerty567 July 22, 2024

Lamp Rubber

A slur used to refer to a middle eastern person.

"You did 9/11 you God damned lamp rubber!"
"You made my curry to spicy you Lamp Rubber"

by Ananka Bazaar November 9, 2023

Lamp

The action of absolutely clattering the shit out of some cunt who’s getting mouthy, so hard that it’s like they ran into a big girthy lamppost

Olly Murs does my head in, if I could, I would lamp the twat

by Ilikebighairyboys December 13, 2021

lava lamp

(verb) When you have to poo so bad but, then all of the sudden, you don’t have to anymore (because it went back to the top like a lava lamp).

Hey Kelly, there’s a Port-a-Potty! Didn’t you have to go to the bathroom?

Gross Don! I’d rather lava lamp it.

by #HodgePodgeLA April 1, 2021