Penis Lips

When a girl gets done sucking you and try's to kiss you afterwards.

Girl: all done baby
Guy: wow thanks

Girl: "tries to kiss guy" babee why won't you kiss me?
Guy: because girl, you got penis lips

by AwesomexLauren December 3, 2016

Lip Crud

That flakey goey shit you get on your lip that you scrape off with your thumbnail.

Hey Joey you got some lip crud on your mouth. Mind if I scrape it off for ya?

by Toenail_Enthusiast May 14, 2018

lipping off

Trash talking someone.

I'm gonna smack this dude if he doesn't stop lipping off.

by SatanicSurfer August 5, 2014

lip dance

To kiss or make-out

"Dude, Vika and I had an amazing lip dance last night."

by Kovaleva May 21, 2018

Turtle Lipping

When someone performs a blowjob with their top and bottom lips turned inward, resembling a turtles beak. It is unknown where this originated, but it does not feel good, and anyone who tells you it does is lying to spare your feelings. Cut it out.

Friend 1: "Dude, that girl I left with last night gave a terrible blowjob. She was turtle lipping the entire time."
Friend 2: "Damn...sorry to hear that."

by xMATTIE CAKESx October 18, 2011

lip count

Number of people you have kissed

Vanessa's lip count is higher than Jade Ryan's

by Nessaandjc December 24, 2016

lip bleed

When someone so fine walks by and makes you bite your lip so hard it bleeds.

Man, she just gave me a lip bleed.

by Chill_Renee April 4, 2016