by Mr. Soul August 25, 2008
Get the Lancelot mug.Welcome to central Lancaster ‘I wanna be a chav’ school, where all the ‘chavs’ and ‘roadmen’ Go. This is the school you want to go too where you get pedophiles as teachers and where you notice that every teacher gets with each other , (including same sex, probably same family too). Central is a ‘outstanding’ school. Known well for the best stardog to be sold on the car park. Known well for a certain teacher loving a quicky in the gym with the caretaker whilst the ‘lights go out’ all the scruffs with ripped up blazers and girls with underwear showing under there not so seen skirt with Their flat arses hanging out. One thing that school needs to sort out good and proper is lessons for teaching the girls (and boys too seen as half of the Lancaster/ morecambe gay boys like to attend the ‘I am a road man school’) to wear makeup properly and on their face instead of their shirt. Not only is this a school for roadmen, crackheads and wrongens, it’s also a school for ‘I’m 12 and pregnant’
So if you fancy your kids being smack heads, wrong end and knocked up at 12/13 the CENTRAL LANCASTER HIGH SCHOOL IS THE SCHOOL FOR YOU😁😁
So if you fancy your kids being smack heads, wrong end and knocked up at 12/13 the CENTRAL LANCASTER HIGH SCHOOL IS THE SCHOOL FOR YOU😁😁
Mum; (too daughter)well done you’ve got into central Lancaster high school
3 years later
Mum (to daughter): knew you’d turn out to be a smack head going to that school
3 years later
Mum (to daughter): knew you’d turn out to be a smack head going to that school
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Noun, adjective.
1 : of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another of the same sex
2 : of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between persons of the same sex
Derived from Lance Bass after his coming out of the closet.
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1 : of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another of the same sex
2 : of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between persons of the same sex
Derived from Lance Bass after his coming out of the closet.
See faggot
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