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Kitten

Kitten: Young women who find males twenty+ years older then themselves attractive.

Notable Kittens:
Ashley Madison
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Calista Flockhart
Katie Lee Joel

The young precursor to cougar.

Graverobber.

Not to be confused with a woman who marries elderly men for financial gain. EX: Anna Nichole.
Girl: Ah! Did you see that hottie over there?
Kitten powers activate!

Man: STOP FUCKING MY GRANDPA!
by Blowing.Your.Fucking.Mind. February 25, 2011
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Discord E-Kitten

Humans that are cosplaying as kittens but in Discord. Known as Discord E-Kittens. Their daily breakfast, lunch, and dinner are nitro, robux, and gamepasses. They are either trollers or actual girls.
Discord E-Kitten: uwu
Discord Moderator: Wanna be my Discord E-kitten?
Discord E-Kitten: ok! :3
by Realityamongus111232323 December 3, 2022
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Gutter Kitten

A girl who is white trash and sleeps around with guys.
Man did you see that girl at the party? She looked like a gutter kitten!

WOW, that girl was acting like a total gutter kitten.
by FNDJ October 15, 2010
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Kristen Stewart

A girl who does not play a different character in her movies, but plays herself... over and over again. In magazine articles is said to be awkward and shy, so why is she playing a lead role in a major movie? Nobody knows.
Jenna: OMG!!! THE NEW TWILIGHT IS OUT!!!
Stanley: You are excited... why?
Jenna: CAUSE KRISTEN STEWART IS TOTALLY AWESOME!!!
Stanley: Yeah you just keep thinking that.
by lovelygiirl1234 September 2, 2010
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Kitten Juggling

To hurl many small cats (aka kittens) through the air from one hand to another. This is usually accompanied by a hospital visit for the juggler if the kittens still have claws.
Kevin tried kitten juggling at a talent show.
by Fredbot July 25, 2008
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Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart a bad actress who should not even have become an actress at all, Man looking and is a pot-head. She has acted in movies like Twilight and Catch a Kid which I think are 2 of the worst movies ever made.
Name one Actress that smokes weed?

Oh, I got it Kristen Stewart.

Good One!
by MotoDef204 June 28, 2010
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Sex kitten

A phrase given to a toy or person who is uncontrollably sexy in life, the bedroom, or wherever the sexyness is desired
Sex kitten: stephanie, playboy bunny, a kinky vibrator, or a person wearing sexy clothes
by miss. mercury July 20, 2010
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