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hairy korean

A particularly lewd sex act:

Step 1 - jerk off onto partner
Step 2 - shave off pubes
Step 3 - roll pubes into the lovebutter splatter tar and feather style

Step 4 - piss on partner to remove pubes
I had trouble looking her in the eye after we mixed it up in bed with the Hairy Korean.
by theoriginalsteevio July 15, 2021
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A variation of the flicker gooning technique created by the North Korean military. It is a refined version of Aztec flicker gooning that also gives the user an undescribable calm. The technique is performed by flicking the edge of your penis with a ball point pen, which is why some North Koreans have been seen to have scars and pen markings on the tips of their penis. If performed correctly North Korean Flicker Gooning will cause the user to bust within 0.6 seconds, and the semen travels at around 39,000 miles per hour.

The North Korean military has supported and funded research on this technique, as they plan to have it replace their ICBMs by 2030. However due to having a natural proclivity towards the technique it might be implemented into the military as soon as 2026.

The CIA have been hiring cute ripped twinks and have been giving them BBL surgeries so they can hop on Jerk Mate and learn the technique from the North Koreans. Since the mission is classified it is unknown if the has been working or not.
Man this class is boring I'm gonna watch Lebron edits on my computer and learn North Korean Flicker Gooning.
by TacoThursdayOnATuesday December 6, 2024
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North Korean slip and slide

It is when N.KOREA leader (kim jong fat fuck)slips and falls on his ass in the rain, eating shit.
Did you hear, DICKtator Kim Jong Un did a North Korean slip and slide over the weekend?he ate total shit!
by aussie man name jaun hernandez September 9, 2020
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Korean blur

Zero tolerance brand censorship policy on South Korean media. Not even stores without names or with generic names can escape from this policy, as long as they have at least one board with text on it, though, the clerk or the owner or the employee will not be blurred if they're in the topic or in question. Any passerby stores/vendors, without or with names/brands, ads, and items with names/brands are blurred. They will even blur the entire background if the background is full of stores/vendors and/or ads and/or brands, like background blur in video conferences/meetings. An exception is when the topic takes place outside South Korea and will only blur what they visit or news footage with a reporter/journalist on the field, otherwise, the background or a specific street side is blurred if the footages are not from the media
Can someone explain about Korean blur phenomenon? Looks like South Korea has a societal problem that not even Japan have, although they have similar problems. Searching for this particular thing would only get about censorship in general, which is not specific to South Korea (with the exception of some crime-themed documentaries like Natgeo Airport Security, in which all passerby airplanes logo and even obscure brands or local business brands are blurred, possibly done as litigation due to strongly negative topics and possibly causes a bad reputation to passerby brands)
by PuniUwUCute April 29, 2023
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North Korean Root Canal

You kick someone in the shin and when they inevitably bend over to grab their leg you shove your dick in their mouth.
Wendy wouldn't give me a BJ so I surprised that bitch with a North Korean Root Canal.
by Bigblackorthodontist April 6, 2024
mugGet the North Korean Root Canalmug.

Korean Missile

Hey, I heard you got a prom date, so you gonna give her the Korean Missile
by IrishSteeler14 December 7, 2014
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