Double Chief Knowledge Officer

A real position, above the Chief Knowledge Officer. Usually held by people named adam for some reason.

The Chief Knowledge is the highest position of authority in the Knowledge Department of the company, doubley as in important and powerful than the Chief Knowledge Officer.

Chief Knowledge Officer: The Double Chief Knowledge officer does not exist

Chief Knowledge Officer: Yes it does, look it up.

Suck it stone

by Double Chief Knowledge Officer September 25, 2010

carnal knowledge

An act of sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex, not a spouse, who has not attained the age of sixteen years.

My third grade teacher was hot dude... she had sex with me after class one day, which I come to find out qualifies as carnal knowledge.

by Pacitosan September 6, 2007

knowbie

A person who thinks that he or she knows everything. This person tries to punctuate correctly all the time, but ends up making mistakes most of the time. People talk behind a knowbies back about how much of a loser he or she is.

rofl, look at what a knowbie that guy is.

by GohanX April 28, 2005

becca knowles

n; see skank. girl who enjoys dong-jokeying as well as driving her hott station wagon around. pretty much the hottest skank around and has an alias name of dagney.

oh my god, that girl is such a becca knowles. look at her hott station wagon!

by kef<3 February 6, 2005

Knowledge

My college professor defines knowledge as "shit you know."

My college professor defines knowledge as "shit you know."

by Knowing stuff is cool March 20, 2017

drop some knowlege

to drop knowlege on someone is to drop some brains on them in other words to cum all over them, bust a nut etc.

damn that girl is fine i'd love to drop some knowlege on her

by tim February 13, 2005

I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)

when ur confused u say this

I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)

by Stupid Af July 23, 2021