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Elephant Knee

Larger version of Moose Knuckle. An exceedingly large version of a camel toe.
Dude, what's up with the zoo in here today?

What?

So far I've seen a camel toe, a moose knuckle and an elephant knee.

You're sick, dude.
by TDubb58 October 30, 2008
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Noah knees

When legs are exposed from the knees up while sitting due to shorts that are to short exposing milky white thighs.
Can you sit different? I'm distracked by your Noah knees.
by bearbutt luver February 20, 2011
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Free the knee!

Today girls are told to hide their bodies and cover up, but we say NO HUNNY, NO. Free the knee!
Teacher: You dress is too short and violates dress code
Student: Oh hell naw, free the knee mofo
Group Chant: Free the knee!, Free the Knee!
by iamthetruth.com September 9, 2019
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pizza knees

pizza knees is what you get when you pick up a fresh pizza from the pizza parlor and hold it in your lap on the way home in the car.
I just picked up the pizza from Brothers' Pizza and now I have pizza knees.
by jewdy7 October 12, 2008
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jaffa knees

1. when visible knees (or sometimes legs) are of a distinctly different color to the rest of the body. usually from when tanning of the legs is done separately from the upper body.

2. to describe someone with jaffa knees (said quickly as one word, like "Japanese")

The use of 'Jaffa' is borrowed from the Jaffa chocolates - chocolate confectionery with an orange candy shell - describing the either particularly orange tan, or even dark brown (almost chocolate) color of the said knees
Fred: Hey, did you see that girl? Her knees were like, brown!
Ulric: She's got Jaffa knees.
by HAJIMEMASHITE! February 10, 2010
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knee deep

The definition of knee deep is simply deep in a situation. Yet, it's often used with negativity.. Such as.. I am knee deep in my own bile.
Sally: Man, I flunked my exam again.
Bob: When your mom finds out you're going to be knee deep in trouble.
by YearRoundPMSGirl October 31, 2003
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Knee driving

Similar to knee steering knee driving is a more competitive version when the driver of a car uses only their knees to steer the car when driving for as long as possible.
Person #1: dude I’ve been knee steering for 5 minutes!
Person #2: dude 5 minutes is nothing, you know the knee driving world record is so much longer!

Cohen H Koshar holds the world record of knee driving for 69 miles.
by DTOpposion December 26, 2022
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