hellomyname keyes

Hellomyname Keyes is an Easter egg in Halo: Combat Evolved where Captain Keyes’ name tag has no spaces or “is”. Bungie didn’t have enough space for it.

Nobody:
Halo: Hellomyname Keyes

by yeltsA kciR June 4, 2021

mixtah-keteh

someone or something very stubborn
someone or something that can be funny and sometimes be generous but extremely stubborn

mixtah-keteh no dey hear word
that guy is a mixtah-keteh

by lord smith June 21, 2021

Thomas Kesterson

He is the most sweetest, lovable, forgiven, and sexiest man in the whole Universe.

I want to find me, my very own Thomas Kesterson.

by Linda Mae May 10, 2023

international Keygen Day

An international Holiday annually celebrated on october 22nd for Spamton G Spamton.

"Did you hear? It's international keygen day tomorrow! Pipis is completely out of stock!"

by T to the bone October 2, 2025

Pulling a Danny Ketterer

When one goes to the gym only on mondays, every other week. This individual claims to want to get in shape, but his girl friend rules the roost.

How about that guy at the gym that is always pulling a Danny Ketterer year after year.

by Jim Skipper February 14, 2018

The Ass-Keteers

A group of close people, just as you would call The Three Musketeers. However, this is a group of asses, so the group is of two, four, and any number other than zero, one or three.

"Look, it's The Ass-Keteers. They're asses.

by cn,mvjkmrlfterwm,vdnbfegr July 8, 2021

Locked and Keyed

A state of being in which your heart is permanently locked from being influenced romantically by any person, however it is also keyed, meaning that at one point by the present or the past someone very special breached your cold exterior and took up The Sword. That is to say, they joined you in the affairs of Man and Woman, and in the perfect world; husband and wife, both by the flesh and by the emotions.

Coined from the bios of those who let their relationship be known on instagram by stating their partners name/anniversary with a 🔐 emoji, thus “locked and keyed”.

Ricky: Hey man how’s stuff going with that girl you met on Tinder?
Vicky: going well bro. But she’ll never be the queen, she’ll never be the sword
Ricky: come the fuck on already!!! It’s been over a year you need to get over your fucking ex!!
Vicky: my heart, nay, every fiber of my being is locked and keyed to the wielder of the sword.
Bisexual Barack Obama: my fellow Americans, I uhhhh like pussy and uhhhh I like cock and balls too.

by Captain Cream Soda December 28, 2024