Keith Barry

An Irish magician known for being extremely pompous and name-dropping at every oppurtunity. Sure, his magic is good - but he's no David Blaine. Releases a DVD every so often to cash in on the fact that people think he is any good.

Keith Barry: So then I did this card trick for Leonardo Dicaprio and he was amazed and I let him hang out with me for a few days.

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Guy #1: Hey did you see Keith Barry's show on telly last night?
Guy #2: Yeah, it'd be good if he wasn't such an arrogant piece of shite. I mean like, he's no David Blaine.

by John DoyleX2006 July 26, 2008

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keith rickwood is on the shitter again

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Keithed

To lose something that once belonged to you.

Guy: Oh shit man, my hair is all keithed.

Girl: You should try lemon !

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Playboy. He is a goodie two shoes but doesn’t want to get introuble. Only lies when he wants to flex. Doesn’t understand the meaning of the word no

“Hey can we talk?”, asked Keith “ Sorry no I’m busy” “ You do so(insert tea spill right here)” Told Keith

by Unkn0wnus3r May 23, 2021

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Keith is a beautiful girl. She got an answer to any question! Her smile drives' boys crazy, she's a pure rebel! When it comes to her lover she becomes like a rabbit; yet it's hella cute. Keith is such a fine girl who loves black boys.

Look! It's Keith, she got that damn thicc butt

by MelanieRiver March 3, 2019

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