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keith fnf

nigga in the hood that goes around tapping random people on the shoulder and asking for rap battles.
he always carry's a big ass sound system with some hoe laying on top of them where ever he goes.
he speaks a bizarre and incomprehensible language which has led to rumors of him being an alien.
he is also rumored to have been in a relationship with the first and only counter school shooter, pico. which he now has beef with.
a rhytm video game has been based on him, titled friday night funkin.
not gon lie keith fnf low key look very gay with that hair and that fit
by waityougoodb August 2, 2022
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Keith

The new east side rapist that has it out for pregnant girls likes to knock them out when they dont wanna be near em cause he has that look in his eye and drewel on the side of his mouth
by Ricklamb69 July 28, 2022
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Keith

god of gods, jesus of jesus, terrorer of johnson, robber of food and profesional competitive eater.
"OH MY GOD, IS THAT THE SEXY JESUS, KEITH????!?!?!?"
by tomatoeeeee June 22, 2022
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Keith

SOMEONE I HAVE A FAT CRUSH ON
“God i have a crush on keith”
“WHY IS HIS NAME SO UGLY!”
by Mostrandomshitever December 4, 2022
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Keith

Brother jean. The best keithston there is.
Sup Keith
by Supercooldude2187 November 15, 2020
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Keith Lagasse

A bum from central Connecticut whose only goal in life is to go to as many minor league sports as he can whilst complaining on facebook about how he doesn’t have any money for food or a room to sleep in. He puts forth no effort in life to better himself and doesn’t deserve the thoughts and prayers one might feel inclined to offer him.
See that man gloating about taking the bus across Connecticut.

Yeah he’s such a Keith Lagasse
by PeetaMoran August 7, 2023
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Keith Moon

What People Think: The original drummer for the British band "The Who" before his tragically young death.

Reality: The original drummer for the British band "The Who." Also an extremely shitty human being.
Keith Moon was an incurable drug addict who may or may not have been mentally insane. He was a massive prankster, and he had an incredibly unhealthy obsession with explosives, destruction, and destruction involving explosives. Everywhere he went, he got himself and his fellow bandmates in big trouble with his antics, to the point that they racked up a massive debt and almost went bankrupt.

During one concert, he had to be replaced because he kept passing out, thanks to his drug abuse. On several other occasions, his insatiable desire for destruction got himself injured quite badly, and he had to be repeatedly "rescued" by his bandmates or whoever happened to find him, who were none too happy to help him, knowing that he always invoked it upon himself. He ultimately died in 1978 at the age of 32, as a result of his incredibly self-destructive lifestyle. But when he died, his bandmates thought it was a prank; he was THAT much of a prankster. They didn't even realize it was legit until they went to his funeral and saw his mother weeping next to his coffin.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 10, 2021
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