Small Junk

Used to describe a male with small genitalia; often associated with driving large 4x4 trucks in city areas to make up for lack manhood. Pussy or scared little man.

"That guy has small junk, driving that truck" or "You have small junk not being able to stand-up for yourself"

by Dave Smithy April 5, 2010

Wacky on the Junk

The state of behavior where someone is either obviously lying (poorly), misinformed, has a few nuts loose, about ready to black-out, is acting off-the-wall, was just tazed, drugged-up or actually 'on the junk' (heroin).

Dude #1: "Hey, look at Kevin over there jumping around like he's a freaking kangaroo!" Dude #2: "Yeah...must be wacky on the junk!"

by Surfer-Skier June 22, 2010

Junk Cringe

instinctively covering/protecting ones genitalia when seeing someone get racked in epic fashion

flinch: draw back, as with fear or pain with a reflexive posture or gesture of covering ones genitalia in response to witnessing a severe injury to that area.

Saw this skater crush his nuts on this rail, gave me a junk cringe.

by duitbrains November 21, 2010

Junk Yarding

When you ram the f*ck out of a girl with your fingers.
(Can be acompanied with chainsaw noises)

"I took that girl to the junk yard last night"
"Yeah i junk yarded the f*ck out of her"
"I'm going to junk yard someone so hard tonight, il be covered in blood"
"I'm junk yarding tonight"

by P-biggy February 1, 2008

junk-code

Useless code, code that can be deleted or rewritten in shorter syntax.

Junk-code
If(x==true){
return true;
} else {
return false;
}
Better code
return x;

by OAK@OAK July 23, 2016

Junk Tight

Friends that are so close, others believe they have regular sex. Especially used with married people having an affair.

John: I have two co-workers who are very tight, like junk tight.

by B-ri P January 23, 2013

Junk Monkey

A guy who jangles his junk incessantly.

To the Junk Monkey in the basketball shorts: don't eyeball me while jangling your junk

by PrezRR November 1, 2012