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Jonathan Grover

A man of good taste and even better looks. Usually he is musically gifted, and may speak two or more languages. As a modest soul, he tends not to boast about his achievements or attributes. He is a gentleman, respectful to women and kind almost to a fault.

A Jonathan Grover also has a bit of a wild side. This sort of man would look and act just as comfortable in the middle of a bar brawl as he would in a concert hall. Sexually, he is beyond superb. He is primal and forward enough to make is desires known, but kind and considerate enough to make sure his ladies have several times as many orgasms as he does.
Who was that guy who left the party with those two hot girls? Must've been a Jonathan Grover!

-My guy is better than yours!
-Oh really? Cause mine's a Jonathan Grover.
-.....Damn!
by SupineLupine November 5, 2009
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Jenitza

A very kind person, with an amazing personality, and is kind of shy ,but if offended with be mean and burn you.
i met jenitza today she was amazing.
by Jaretzy June 15, 2016
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Jonathan

a guy whose super sweet and spoils you, usually tall with dark hair and eyes you could see your reflection. If tell him something secretive he'll keel it and never tell a soul unless you wanted it. He goes by your commands and I's your ride or die. Soft hands and amazing multitasker. The true dream is a Jonathan.
Girl #1: Did yall hear about the New Boy Jonathan?

Girl #2: I heard he is so tall and obeying is what i heard

Girl #3: I heard His hands are soft like clouds so they call him the "Dream Boy"
by Dean.Sam.Winchester_Cass June 27, 2018
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Da Joints

another form of the phrase: whats up, fuck yea, or thats whassup.
Charlie: Hey Nathan, have you heard?

Nathan: Heard what?

Charlie: That the Bird Bird Bird, Bird is the word...

Nathan: God Damnit, Thats not Da Joints
by 1203C MoFo November 12, 2010
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Square up this joint

Verb, used in the context of cleaning. To tell someone to square up this joint means you're telling them to clean said place. Joint referring to the room/house you're standing in.
Dad: Your mom wants you to square up this joint, yo.
Son: She wants me to clean my room?
Dad: Word.
Son: Okay.
Dad: Represent.
by Dewger October 15, 2010
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Jonathan

A guy who constantly makes a Donald duck impression in to his microphone while playing gears of war 2.
by J Slayer15 July 23, 2019
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Janitor

It’s DAX... What Dax always brings up in his songs or should I say freestyles and remixes
Person: Hey did you attend Fouseys Hate Dies Love Arrives concert
Human: Oh yea didn’t Dax perform and bring up his bs story about being a JANITOR
by Mr. 69420 March 14, 2020
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