Joey Santiago

The awesome lead guitarist of the Alt. Rock band the Pixies. His unique style of playing and his calm demeanor makes him even more of a badass then Bruce Lee kicking a bear version of Miley Cyrus in the throat.

When the mighty one known as Joey Santiago played the solos for "Vamos" my Liver and balls nearly imploded in majesty.

by Sonar Corp October 14, 2013

Joey Howard

When you are titty-fucking a woman and accidentailly poop on her chest.

I was having a great night with my girlfriend until I accidentially went Joey Howard on her.

by Mike Honcho FS May 7, 2010

joey ramone

Joey Ramone (Jeffrey Hyman) Was The Lead Singer Of The Revolutionary Punk Rock Band The Ramones, Although The Band Never Actualy Claimed That They Were Punk. The Ramones Though At The Beginning Werent Overly Sucsessful In The United States, They Were However Much Loved In England And Are Said To Be The Inspiration For Bands Such As The Sex Pistols, (A Real Punk Band Not To Be Confused With That Good Charolette Shit) The Clash And Blondie. Joey Grew Up In Queens But Suffered From Mild Depression And Obsessive Compulsive Dissorder, Joey Ramone Died In April 2001 From lymphoma. And Has Since Had A Street Named After Him.

Joey: Ill Have An Order Of The Beef Tornados
Joey: (Said To Man Next To Him) If He Dont Get It Then Fuck Him

Joey Ramone Is God

by Super Telecom July 18, 2006

Clean Joey

When somebody sucks the shit out of an asshole, cleaning the rectum of toxins.

Jon was prepping himself for anal with a banana that he planned to eat afterwards, so he asked Sarah to give him a clean joey so he could properly enjoy eating it.

by PGVaginamort November 18, 2016

joey browners

French fries that have been overcooked, usually left in the fryer too long and/or sat under a heat lamp for too long.

Katie had to ask the waitress for new fries because she had received joey browners.

by Jack M. W. February 4, 2007

joey newton

a fagit

joey newton is a big gaye fagit

by big cock rick December 18, 2018

Feeding the Joey

Feeding the joey is the act of doing a reverse kanga and holding a midget upside down feet first while s/he blows you. The result is that you are a concerned Kangaroo mother feeding the Joey or kangaroo baby.

"How did your date with Bridget the Midget go last night?"

"Nice. I ended up feeding the joey, she has very grippable ankles."

by Raypower March 27, 2009