A guy who's willing to care for anyone he knows. Jesus is always positive no matter how much you think you can turn him down. Sometimes you see him alone wondering what's he thinking, probably he's having emotional thoughts either that they like to embrace loneliness.Jesus usally loves doing sports because they love to entertain people that they can do so much more, he's very athletelic! Once Jesus falls for you , you will not regret it, he will take care for you, make time for you, heck he might even kiss you out of no where! Jesus will sometimes be nervous around you when your surrounded with your friends he likes it when your with him all the time.
Jesus:"What's up man is there anything stressing you out?"
Friend:"Sup Jesus, and yea my those juniors over there keep calling me names."
Jesus:"You know what you should ignore'em and try not to create conflict".
Friend: "Alright man thank your the best".
Jesus:"Anytime bud".
Friend:"Sup Jesus, and yea my those juniors over there keep calling me names."
Jesus:"You know what you should ignore'em and try not to create conflict".
Friend: "Alright man thank your the best".
Jesus:"Anytime bud".
by WhiteFox106 November 25, 2018

A random hipster in 0AD that tried to get peoples attention that God was real. He also got sacrificed, was resurected 3 days later and died again.
by BumBumBoi January 5, 2021

Oh, jesus.
by AGuyAguyWhoIsEatingPie May 27, 2019

Christian: "Did you know Jesus loves you?"
Jose: "Really? Jesus, cousin, do you love me?"
Jesus: "No, I hate you."
Atheist: "I don't believe in God.
Christian: Jesus hates you. You're going to Hell when you die.
Jose: "Really? Jesus, cousin, do you love me?"
Jesus: "No, I hate you."
Atheist: "I don't believe in God.
Christian: Jesus hates you. You're going to Hell when you die.
by NickerASnicker June 11, 2018

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