Jesus

A man you dont fuck with

You dont fuck with the Jesus

by HelloMens September 22, 2020

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A guy who's willing to care for anyone he knows. Jesus is always positive no matter how much you think you can turn him down. Sometimes you see him alone wondering what's he thinking, probably he's having emotional thoughts either that they like to embrace loneliness.Jesus usally loves doing sports because they love to entertain people that they can do so much more, he's very athletelic! Once Jesus falls for you , you will not regret it, he will take care for you, make time for you, heck he might even kiss you out of no where! Jesus will sometimes be nervous around you when your surrounded with your friends he likes it when your with him all the time.

Jesus:"What's up man is there anything stressing you out?"
Friend:"Sup Jesus, and yea my those juniors over there keep calling me names."
Jesus:"You know what you should ignore'em and try not to create conflict".
Friend: "Alright man thank your the best".
Jesus:"Anytime bud".

by WhiteFox106 November 25, 2018

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the Son of God and the Second Person of the Holy Trinity. Christians believe that through his crucifixion and subsequent resurrection, God offered humans salvation and eternal life.

Jesus is the Savior of the world> John 3:16

by Ashiepatasharoni October 29, 2019

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Jesus is the Son of God who came to Earth to die for us and save us from sin. Remember, every breath you take is because of His love for you.

We go to church to celebrate and worship Jesus for He is lord of all.

by ncummins681 October 6, 2020

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He is your next door neighbour, your 16th cousin, and the Christian Lord and savior.

Christian: "Did you know Jesus loves you?"
Jose: "Really? Jesus, cousin, do you love me?"
Jesus: "No, I hate you."

Atheist: "I don't believe in God.
Christian: Jesus hates you. You're going to Hell when you die.

by NickerASnicker June 11, 2018

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