Jesus

A man you dont fuck with

You dont fuck with the Jesus

by HelloMens September 22, 2020

Jesus

Jesus is the Son of God who came to Earth to die for us and save us from sin. Remember, every breath you take is because of His love for you.

We go to church to celebrate and worship Jesus for He is lord of all.

by ncummins681 October 6, 2020

Jesus

the Son of God and the Second Person of the Holy Trinity. Christians believe that through his crucifixion and subsequent resurrection, God offered humans salvation and eternal life.

Jesus is the Savior of the world> John 3:16

by Ashiepatasharoni October 29, 2019

Jesus

The head of Christianity. He is also somebody a lot of people fucking need.

"Hey bro Hillary Clinton needs dome Jesus in her life"

by rwrwgwgregtrw December 6, 2020

Jesus

A random hipster in 0AD that tried to get peoples attention that God was real. He also got sacrificed, was resurected 3 days later and died again.

Jesus was a believer in God, so the people crucified him out of hatred!

by BumBumBoi January 5, 2021

Jesus

Jesus

Jesus Christ is Jesus

by 10,11 buff cat June 7, 2022

Jesus

The greatest of all time. Literally God.

Tim: Jesus died for my sins, I love that guy.
Karl: Yeah, me too, thanks Jesus.

by Jiggywithit455 June 12, 2022