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Jens

The man... The myth... The lege- nah it's just Jens.
-Dude there's an active school shooter in school!
-Nah,chilll it's just Jens.
-Ah shit, you're right.
by playerballman May 14, 2019
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Jens

Most sexy man alive, no-one comes close to his big dick energy. Females have a natural attraction to him and will immediately have a thirst for his d.
Jens is so hot I want him so bad.
by Lauritzsohot12345 December 12, 2022
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Jens

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by Crafting_Time January 2, 2017
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Jens

A incredibly funny and entertaining guy. Someone you can always talk to, no matter what. Not only that, but he’s also super cute and charming. It’s very easy to fall for him. He’s a bit of a heartbreaker.
I think I’ve fallen for Jens”
“Did Jens say anything about me?”
“That Jens, he seems cool!”
by Yesiguessso August 16, 2019
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Polytenztangenic [pol-ee-tenz-tan-JEN-ik]

Polytenztangenic pol-ee-tenz-tan-JEN-ik

adjective

1. Characterizing a discourse or monologue that explores a wide range of topics or arguments from a singular, often passionate or biased perspective.

2. 2. Describing a spontaneous or energetic outburst that covers a broad spectrum of subjects, influenced by heightened enthusiasm or excitement, often lacking a clear focus but rich in personal references and anecdotes.
Polytenztangenic pol-ee-tenz-tan-JEN-ik

adjective

1. In his latest blog post, the author delivers a polytenztangenic tirade that, while seemingly erratic, provides deep insights into his unique worldview on digital privacy.

2. After consuming an excessive amount of energy drinks, she launched into a polytenztangenic rant during the meeting, weaving through topics from corporate strategy to her adventures in backpacking, much to the amusement and confusion of her.
by Veil Couture February 23, 2024
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Jens

A real brother with a huge peepee, a wholesom heart and haves a crush on almost everyone
does Jens have a huge peepee?
Yes Jensieboi has got a huge peepee
by Jensieboi November 22, 2021
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Jens

an absolute mothafuckin chad.
jens lookin hella fly tonight. what an absolute mothafuckin chad.
by DeerhunterTJ April 30, 2021
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