Jared Sucro

Curly haired short shitty baseball player. Has to red-shirt every team he tries out for. What a dusty musty crusty dried lipped loser

Jared Sucro? That nigga ass at baseball

by JSukesIsAFAG November 5, 2019

Jared Katz

also known as Nick Jonas

Jared is Nick Jonas

Jonasssss brotherrrrr

Jared Katz is jonas brotha

by rwrweewrwr January 12, 2009

jared and courtney

verb when 3 people go behind a random building and start making out for 30 minutes, and dont care to stop when:

A: there are 2 old guys standing right next to them

B: half their grade is watching, and throwing rocks

guy 1: kid, look at nick and megan!!!! they're totally pullina a jared and courtney!

guy 2: man i know! ive been throwing rocks at them the whole time

guy 3: wow... there still going and theres 2 like 80 year old guys right there

by William Shakespeareson April 13, 2008

The Jared Stetson

The Jared Stetson. The man, the myth, the legend. Undeniably one of the top 5 best looking men on the face of the planet. He has become such a revolutionary and pivotal influence that his quintessential being shall deicde the fate of mankind itself.

If God had a body, that body would loook like The Jared Stetson.

by Godgivengoodlooks June 29, 2008

Jared Conner

The sweetest, most wonderful guy in the entire world <3

"You're beautiful" said Jared Conner
"I love you" I said
"I love you too" he replied

by Lovetheworld October 18, 2012

Jared Marson

Jared : the original thottie, lifts everyday, has a fucking T. rex, smashed Linda- she wasn’t impressed with his Indian Weenie.

“I wish I was as cool as Jared Marson”
“Damn me too!”

by NickFolesMVP July 5, 2018

Jared Leto

The insane untalented frontman for 30 Seconds to Mars who thinks he can actually sing. He is also a really big ego maniac with a serious temper and attitude problem. Enjoys screaming and throwing temper tantrums like a 2 year old

Jared Leto is the ulimate jackass.

by Kankuro550 October 10, 2008