Jan

To sleep with your best friends wife

one day i will Jan your wife

by Pjeet September 17, 2018

Jan

1. (noun) person overlooked by judges in the competition, considered as "robbed" of winning
2. (verb) to be overlooked by judges

1. He's such good singer, to bad that for The Voice judges he's Jan.
2. On the sixth season of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Scarlet Envy was completelly Janned.

by HaloTuBagnet July 30, 2021

jan Dayman

A very hot, nice guy from the 1920s. He is being held captive by an evil doctor. He also has a very visually pleasing dumpy. 🔧🔧🔧🏳️ 🌈

Lizard man 1: Why the fuck is that guy sexily bending over to pick up a wrench?
Lizard man 2: because he's Jan Dayman. It's normal for him.

by Imaspecialkindawhiteguyy November 22, 2021

jan

super smart super talented woman who loves ass and geography. shes a really good friend and is the perfect person to have fun with unless shes drunk on peach tea

friend 1: how was your day?
friend 2: oh i had a great time with jan today

friend 1: omg!! yall were together? damn it mustve been so fun i wish i coukd be you and play with jan as well
friend 2: lmao

by phoelix November 20, 2021

Jan

It’s called English motherfucker learn it

What day is it. It’s Jan 2

by Slut-shaming👌🏿K.a.l November 21, 2019

Jan

Most defenitevly an overachiever.

He is such a Jan.

by anonymous November 30, 2021

classic jan

when you promise a certain situation or thing, which you describe as very positive, but then turns out disappointing.

Example 1: Jan to his friends: "Over there is a Uniqlo store, which has the best clothing in the world" Visiting the store it turns out, they sell only boring garbage. Friends: "Classic Jan!"

Example 2: Jan to his friends: "I really fancy this girl, I will definitely bang her!" The girl likes Jan back. The next morning Jan tells his friends: "No, nothing happened. I didn't have a condom with me." Friends: "Classic Jan!"

by classic jan's friends December 7, 2016