classic jan

when you promise a certain situation or thing, which you describe as very positive, but then turns out disappointing.

Example 1: Jan to his friends: "Over there is a Uniqlo store, which has the best clothing in the world" Visiting the store it turns out, they sell only boring garbage. Friends: "Classic Jan!"

Example 2: Jan to his friends: "I really fancy this girl, I will definitely bang her!" The girl likes Jan back. The next morning Jan tells his friends: "No, nothing happened. I didn't have a condom with me." Friends: "Classic Jan!"

by classic jan's friends December 7, 2016

jan grewe

The hottest Boy you will every meet He has a very enormes Penis and great style.

Jan grewe ist sehr schön.

by Mr. Gezze January 4, 2017

Jan o sullivan

Somehow a td in the dail she is a traitor

Jan o sullivan is a traitor

by Leo varadkar is a clown February 2, 2020

Jan Gosch

A man.hunting pussy in Montreux. Massive wiener btw

Omg Jan Gosch has such a thicc ass.

by misterfuckhead November 22, 2021

Jan

Just a faggot probably from Maribor. Eats ass only for the shit. And is also gay

Bro he was such a faggot. Yeah no shit he's a Jan

by Peter the puss master December 19, 2019

Jan

Having a big cock, making good soup.
Linker hoden dynamisch. Rechter eher schwer.

Jan hat einen Geilen Hoden!

by Jonas preis November 22, 2021

jan pabilo

Beautiful beautiful killing machine

Jan pabilo otherwise known as silky

by Jan pabilo January 23, 2017