jaded

Slightly drunk; buzzin.

Yo fool I'm jaded.

by Eric the Red November 7, 2003

jaded

Jaded is an uber-fast-paced rock song by the band Green Day. In most versions, it is directly preceeded by Brain Stew and the two songs are segued together.

Dude, I totally love that song Jaded. *air guitars* na na naaaaaa na na na naaa na naaaaaaa na!

by Fizzler December 12, 2008

jade

There's one word to describe this girl.. pimp!
She gets it where ever she can, male or female, she's far from picky. Who knows what diseases she has as a condom is a definite no no in her rules.
When in clubs she tries in on with everyone, she has a little grope to any passers by just so she can get her sexual rush.

Example 1:

Boy: I haven't had sex in so long, who can I ask?

Girl: ask a jade, I had one last night!

Example 2:

Girl: some girl touched my boob in that club last night!

Boy: that's strange, a girl touched my balls.

Girl2: ha, must of been a jade

by tittyshagger1 October 14, 2013

jade

A total jackass she has no boobs

Me: I heard u like jade
Amy: hell nah

by bambitchswerve April 30, 2014

Jaded

The feeling one gets when bullied or abused (usually racist) by a monkey of low intelligence

"I felt Jaded after that watching that thicko on Big Brother"

by Steve Ayland January 27, 2007

jaded

v. the act of transforming from a bitter, twisted and cynical soul into someone that melts into a ball of goosebumps and chills by the smallest dose of Jade.

I never thought being Jaded would feel so fantastic!

by alphamaleNFI January 7, 2007

jade

jade is a hot damn tamale

or wide set vagina

she is usually scared of ketchup

she normally loves ashleys

hates fishing

1. damn that has to be a jade over there

2. my dick fell right out of that jade

3. shes scared of ketchp ? must be a jade

4. ashley rocks the bed at night whoot

5. i went fishing in my own turkey now my sweater stinks of musty vagina

by bigbootyhoeyoyo November 6, 2013