jock strap

1.) the female equivalent of douche bag
2.) a word that bridges the gap between Bitch and C U Next Tuesday.

That girl had way too much to drink, and she acted like a total jock strap all night.

What's her name? Oh yeah, she's kinda strappy, right?

Fuck you, you jock strap.

by Lefter Gasping February 1, 2008

Jock Cocking

When a group of males form in a circle and start masturbating then preform brutal anal fisting

Yoooo me and the boys are going Jock Cocking tonight bro! Wanna come?

by Jewish Bacon Sauce June 4, 2019

Jock Rider

Someone who is all up on your jock, aka riding your tip, aka hating on you all the time at any given instance.

Ex 1. Man, this Josh kid won't hop off my jock, he's a huge jock rider.

Ex 2. Jeez dude, I can't get these jock riders off me, hatin' every chance they get!

by chuck poundercunte March 25, 2009

Jock-Ass

A jock that is an ass

That jock-ass needs to get off the football field.

by TSMPRAISE October 23, 2010

Jock Strap

Jock Starp, often meaning complete idiot!

Man, look at that Jock Strap trying to hit on those chicks!

by Mr. Ownage April 6, 2004

Jock on Block

When the male penis becomes hard unexpectingly.

"Man my girl was staring at me all funny and shit, I look down, and my jock on block."

by Shak - A - Million October 11, 2007

Jock Strap Vampire

It's when you're playing football and you noticed just before you get tackled in the nuts that you lost your jock strap... OR DID YOU!? No! the man that hides in your ass and comes out when you undress ate it.The only way to stop a jock strap vampire is to take a shit in your jock strap and eat it. Also do someone up the butt when they drop their soap and douche your anis. This will paralize him. to kill him you must rip your penis off and shoot him in the eye.

Todd: Man my nuts hurt like hell after that insane tackle.
John: You have nuts?
Todd: Not anymore after that Jock Strap Vampire ate my strap

by JockStrapVampire69 February 9, 2007