the joy of motherhood

Sleeping.

My mom sure likes The Joy of Motherhood!

by B-Drac October 29, 2003

joy of satan

A moronic group led by even bigger morons who believe that the alien water god Enki was mans creator.Tse dumb cult also believes that Hitler is the Messiah and that if u even look at a Jew, youre damned. The group teaches that all Jews are evil and even seeing one is a big sin, with the exception of their Divinus Magister Zecharia Sitchin, who wrote the Holy Book of the JOS called The Lost Book of Enki. Every JOSer is required to have the book or punishment will be bestowed. THey have a punishment squad led by its leader, Maxines Asswasher.....also known as Her Holy Slave.....i mean Servant. If you dont do anything but force people, spam the net with JOS links and rob peopleś money to be given to them, he will send u so called death curses

I am a retard since im with the Joy of Satan

by sepoplak January 1, 2008

Joy Riding

Joy Riding is when you have sex with someone when one of the persons is on their period

Dude.. you had sex with her.. i thought she is on her period?.. yea i went joy riding

by XCMgam3r18 March 13, 2008

almond joy

A situation in which a man's testicles might shift to a position that is very uncomfortable and requires adjusting.

Rick totally forgot how deep my car seats were the other day and gave himself an almond joy.

by destructoid user February 25, 2008

Joy clamp

A person, usually a woman, who is excessively passive aggressive and controlling. A bit of a downer. Similar to kill joy.

What do you think of Roy's new girlfriend?

Pretty but a bit of a joy clamp.

Coming out for a drink?
No, I've been joy clamped.

by Shuaman September 1, 2012

Maximizing Joy

A catchphrase used by bougie bitches in the suburbs of the Southeastern United States to deceive one’s acquaintances and colleagues into believing they are successful, and well respected professionally. Usually, the phrase is closely followed by claims to be passionate about mundane things that no sane person is passionate about (e.g. work).

If there is one thing I’m passionate about, it’s live music and maximizing joy.

by Below the Hard Deck September 14, 2021

joy boy

1. A young male prostitute.

2. A young gentile fling of Jewish girls. (From ‘Jewish toy boy’.)

1. Once a month, Barbara called up her favorite joy boy.

2. Sara’s mother warned her not to fall in love with a joy boy: Enjoy her fling now and then marry a Jewish doctor.

by Obedient Daughter April 5, 2021