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Instagram Reels

Hands down the best thing to grace the internet. I've encountered wild shit such as spongebob spamming the word "nigger", a video of someone being told they're not normal because she identifies as one of the made up genders and there's plenty of interesting fight videos on there too.
Fuck tiktok, fuck YT Shorts, Instagram Reels is the way to go.
by UltimateDoge April 3, 2025
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24/7 Instagram comment addict

Someone who overuses crying and skull emojis, and also overuses the word "Bro" and other words. You will find these people in the average instagram comment section. (Ong, Blud, Lil bro etc.) People who don't use these emojis and words this much are not affected. This definition is for people who can't speak a millisecond without these words.
Person 1: Hey man, what's up how's your day?

Person 2: ong bro thought he did something 😭😭😭💀

Person 1: What?

Person 2: Nah Lil bro. go over there and put the fries in the bag.

Person 1: You are a 24/7 instagram comment addict.
by satire1 August 18, 2024
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I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.
by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019
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Instagram Bitch

An Instagram bitch has an unreal lifestyle as they pretend to be famous. There Instagram contains nothing but selfies, expensive drinks and food, and photos from that one beach vacation she took. She might even go as far as staging photos or candids. They'll pretend they party every day and always have something exciting going on to hide the fact High School is over and no one gives a shit about them anymore and they have no real friends or skills.
Maddy is such an Instagram bitch. We all know she's at home doing nothing and not on a yacht with Elon Musk.
by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022
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instagram

A social media site that has as much ai junk as New York has rats.
instagram is absolutely infested with ai junk. no matter how hard u try, u can’t get away from it.
by why are russian girls so cute September 18, 2025
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instagram

The unit of measurement to describe the weight of a hipster.
That bearded fellow over there in the flannel with the over priced coffee weighs precisely 1 instagram.
by niklj November 20, 2020
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