I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.
by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019
Get the I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagrammug. An Instagram bitch has an unreal lifestyle as they pretend to be famous. There Instagram contains nothing but selfies, expensive drinks and food, and photos from that one beach vacation she took. She might even go as far as staging photos or candids. They'll pretend they party every day and always have something exciting going on to hide the fact High School is over and no one gives a shit about them anymore and they have no real friends or skills.
Maddy is such an Instagram bitch. We all know she's at home doing nothing and not on a yacht with Elon Musk.
by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022
Get the Instagram Bitchmug. A place where you can lower your confidence just by looking at a picture of someone more successful than you.
by Discount Product August 31, 2022
Get the Instagrammug. by Big Ox August 6, 2019
Get the Instagram lifemug. Hym "Go fuck yourself Instagram. Just let me view it in the browser and get this fucking continue with Facebook shit off my screen... Faggot!"
by Hym Iam January 17, 2024
Get the Instagrammug. by TheRealMeezy4x September 10, 2022
Get the Instagram thuggermug. A coherent way for single people to attract people to their instagram account using likes or followers to help them find a match and for a relationship usually hit up through direct messaging
by Kingclutch13 April 15, 2017
Get the Instagram thememug.