infinity gauntlet

sparkly oven mitt on a raisins hand that will destroy your friends and family

oh no he has the infinity gauntlet *snap*

by garfielf the word maker June 9, 2019

Infinity stone

A rain bowed colored rock collection that are called the infinity stones that you you smash up the to later snort and you will get Infinity Stoned (Pun Intended)

Drax: Whoa are those The Infinity Stones
Thanos: Ya lets smash them up and try em
Drax & Thanos: Whoa are we Infinity Stoned

by dankmemedannyboi May 2, 2019

vagina infinita

The motif recurring in folklore (legends, jokes) of an overly large (even grotesquely vast) vagina--in which objects become lost, into which entire persons tumble, etc. Clearly a projection of masculine fears of sexual inadequacy, the image epitomizes the concept of the voracious and insatiable sexual appetite attributed to some (or all) women. The term was coined (in English, at least) by the folklorist Elissa R. Henken; see Henken and Mariamne Whatley, Did You Hear about the Girl Who--?: Contemporary Legends, Folklore, and Human Sexuality (NY: New York UP, 2000) 121.

Joke (based on the motif of the vagina infinita): A woman is being degitally pleasured. "Oh, your ring hurt me!" "That's not my ring, it's my watch." Legend/rumor (exemplifying the motif of the vagina infinita): A woman loses a tampon (or a hotdog) inside herself.

by CCDGa December 2, 2009

Pizzazium Infinionite

Pizzazium Infinionite is the chemical element with atomic number 104 and atomic weight of 261. It is represented by the symbol PzI.

You've heard of hydrogen. You may know boron. But of all the elements on the periodic table, none is more fascinating and less abundant than Pizzazium Infinionite. Pizzazium Infinionite was first discovered by fortune hunters fifty years ago in the year 1894. No one is really sure what it does, but look to the future for hover vehicles powered by Pizzazium Infinionite, in the world of tomorrow!

"Oh, great. Now I have to scour this whole place and find the Pizzazzium and probably have to wrench it out of the hands of some random shopper." - Dr. Doofenshmirtz

"What luck! Pizzazium Infinionite! That science prize is as good as mine!" - Baljeet

by Sarctoth January 5, 2022

law of infinite dumbasses

This refers to a work situation. This law states that if you fire the dumbass at work, either his replacement will be a dumbass, or another coworker will take on the role of the company dumbass. Thus, you can never have a dumbass-free work place.

Well, we canned Jim for screwing up all the time, and now Bill does nothing but fuck up. The law of infinite dumbasses never fails.

OR

Why don't you fire Jim, he's a fuck up? Yeah, but I can deal with it, I'm afraid his replacement may be a bigger dumbass.

by wookieewagon September 21, 2013

i hate you times infinity

The overused 2nd grader comeback

"I hate you!"
"I hate you times ten!"
"I hate you times a hundred!"
"I hate you times a million!"
"I hate you times infinity!"
everybody loses their shit

by Kyle,that random guy. November 29, 2017

team infinity

A Counter Strike Source clan based in Hong Kong and Singapore, know for it's great players. Like: Meteor, Prohhunting, Echo Gecko, Chinsai, XtsNic and more

Guy: Dude prohhunting is hacking!
Girl: No everyone in team infinity are PRO

by Cs lover July 29, 2006