pancake minute

A unit of measurement that is an exaggeration of the actual time. A single pancake minute can be anywhere from 5 actual minutes to an hour.

S: I'll be ready in 15 minutes
M: 15 real minutes or 15 pancake minutes?

by brakeman March 20, 2007

Shit a minute

Holy shit hold the fucking phone

Woa woa woa, shit a minute guys!

by Bootynibba May 30, 2019

Rock Minutes

when someone is slow like a rock
AT LEAST 3 times the amount said

"alr brb 3 Rock Minutes"

*20 minutes later*
"back"

by Mancho L: January 16, 2023

Odawg minute

A time frame ranging anywhere from 15 to 45 minutes

Odawg: I’ll get on the game in a minute

The boys: an actual minute or an Odawg minute?

by SlowMovingVan May 1, 2023

Johnson Minute

It’s like a regular minute but it’s 3 minutes instead of 1.

Mr. Johnson: Ok class we’re going to a drill. You’re going to do 3 push-ups, 3 sit-ups, and 3-squats as many times as you can in a Johnson Minute

by Mr. Grigoryan January 19, 2022

sacramento minute

Several minutes, usually about eight.

I'm around the corner, be there in a sacramento minute.(passing j street, gotta get off on 26th)

by LePresident June 12, 2018

Messenger Minute

The time it takes to respond to a non-urgent internet message, ranging anywhere from 10 minutes to up to six months after receiving the message

Named after (though not limited to) Facebook Messenger

“Do you think Sarah will be here soon?”

“Nah, she’ll be here in a Messenger Minute.”

by ActionManly June 21, 2021