if sandwich

Its when the "if" used in a sentence is unrealistic to happen

I dunno, that's a pretty big if sandwich

by Brad " The Brad" July 18, 2006

If it ain’t the Pope it ain’t the truth

If it ain’t the Pope it ain’t the truth

If it ain’t the Pope it ain’t the truth

by Ian Papi June 9, 2018

if banc

Used for when guys want to say I’d bang in front of a girl. Originated in West Chester, PA.

*at a party*
Mike: Yo Jim meet Ashley
Jim: Mike if banc?
Mike: 100% if banc

by Malvernpreppydude October 5, 2018

if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot

Don’t put yourself in a situation you aren’t prepared for.

Person 1: *eats 10 edibles in 5 minutes * *dies*

Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”

by Bootyboy303 May 28, 2019

If I see her on the way out, imma kick her

Something said about a girl who was being impolite

Bro1: that chick was being a bitch to you earlier, idk what was up with that.

Bro2: if I see her on the way out, imma kick her no cap

by Duck Kidnapper September 24, 2019

If schleife

ein scheinbar unlösbares problem, eine situation aus der man nicht mehr herauskommt.
Stammt aus der Sprache der programmierer. If schleifen existieren nähmlich überhaupt nicht,es gibt nur eine if abfrage. Wenn man sich in einer if schleife befindet, weiß man also das man sich auf dem Holzweg befindet,

Kannst du mir mal helfen? Ich glaube ich stecke in einer If schleife !

by Ravendave447 July 7, 2020