Sickness caused by prolonged exposure to excessive smoke machines, typically in a darkened nightclub setting, usually underground (so as to avoid air circulation). Pair this with alcohol and sweat and this makes for a deadly combination. The actual cough can last anywhere from a week to as long as a month.
I went to this rave last night at this horrible club, and wow do I have some serious club cough today. I’m not gonna make it to work.
by dorksgetlaid2 June 9, 2019
Get the Club Coughmug. Giving someone in a club (or pub) a shove, usually because they're stepping all over your shoes or hitting you in the head with their badly co-ordinated limbs.
The club shove is to be expected on big nights out in town and usually realitively consequence free because you can always blame it on your dancing.
The club shove is to be expected on big nights out in town and usually realitively consequence free because you can always blame it on your dancing.
Kate decided that the only way to stop her brand new heels being trod on AGAIN was to impliment the club shove on this guys ass, luckily she could blame her spastic dancing as the reason for him being hit.
by Allanah F March 11, 2008
Get the Club Shovemug. Club Duvet is a small, cosy nightclub located out of the city centre. People often decide to on to go there instead of a larger venue at some stage of a night out.
It means going home to bed, as an alternative to going on to another venue to continue your night out.
It means going home to bed, as an alternative to going on to another venue to continue your night out.
We went to the pub on Saturday night and drank, then on to The Lizard club. About 2am they closed, and Mark and Joe were still partying so they headed on to Slimelight, but I was tired so I went to club duvet instead.
by CityNewt November 29, 2010
Get the Club Duvetmug. by Ghetto_Ghandi February 18, 2015
Get the 1600 clubmug. An 18 and under club in Myrtle Beach where you can rent a VIP lounge and party like a rockstar, but still look like a douchenugget.
by 12345Bob12345 August 18, 2007
Get the Club Karmamug. members of the 700 club are people who have taken 700 mg of benadryl, which results in a crazy as hell trip that can last anywhere from eight hours to a few days. tripping on benadryl makes you see delusions, not hallucinations- the difference, for anyone who may not know, is that while you know a hallucination isn't real; when you're delusional, you believe that everything you're seeing is completely and fully real. once you come down from your trip, however long that may take, you probably won't remember a thing.
by umyeahdoood March 9, 2011
Get the 700 clubmug. The Hang over monday which sees many males and often females skipping work to recieve a hair of the dog, curer from their weekend of binge drinking in the nearest watering hole.
On entering the pub: "We see we have a new addition to the monday club"
"Bob is often a monday club member"
"Bob is often a monday club member"
by wilbo baggins October 29, 2006
Get the monday clubmug.