i just have really high standards

When somebody rejects you because they don't think you are gorgeous enough to go out with them, they may say this.

Boy #1: Hey, do you want to go out sometime?
Boy #2: No thanks. I just have really high standards. You don't reach them, oops.

by mcnuggetdestroyer December 31, 2017

never ever have i ever

a "gettin" drunk game that u play. Everyone sits in a circle with their drink and u go around the circle and each person has to say something that they have never done, but whne u say it u say.."never ever have i ever...(and then the thing that you've never done.) and anyone in the circle who has done the thing u said.. MUST take a drink!

"never ever have i ever done pot laced with angel dust"

(anyone who has done pot laced with angel dust, must take a drink)

by Ashley June 18, 2006

Oh no what have I done

What I find myself saying far too often on Saturday/Sunday/ Monday mornings

Oh no what have I done, I seem to have two pairs of underwear on and no shoes..where are my keys I've lost my phone

UH OHHH OOHHHH

by fancyratsahoy October 19, 2009

I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011

i want to have sex with you

a term that brittany spears and paris hilton are use to saying.

Brittany Spears: I want to have sex with you
Random Guy: Ok!

by gunslingergirlvy_s_e December 28, 2005

I just didn’t have the cameras on

A popular phrase used by YouTuber FlightReacts, where he says that he did something amazing without the cameras on. While he could have done it, it’s the fact that he’s a douchebag and overuses it makes it untrustable.

Amazing 360 spinning tomahawk dunk happens
FlightReacts: oH i DiD tHaT oNcE iN hIgH sChOoL i WaS a BeAsT aT eVeRy SpOrt i JuSt DiDn’T hAvE tHe CaMeRaS oN
Me: STOP THE CAP BAHAHAHAHA 😂😂🧢🧢🗑🗑

by DodgersFanGaming December 13, 2020

I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many

A phrase memed all over the internet as a cringy gamer quote. It's also famous as a shirt design.

"I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many" is one of many examples of how gamers are the worst thing to happen to gaming.

by CURNICNLGEE June 10, 2022