Someone who always says they felt tested after going around fucking with other people's lives trying to measure their tolerance and patience.
The hypocrite wondered why a taste of her own medicine wasnt showing her that nobody was testing anybody but her.
by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020
Get the Hypocritemug. "oolala" said mark.
"oolala" said Youssef
"OMG WHY U SAYING OOLALA TO ME I NEVER DO IT TO YOU" said mark
Mark is being a hypocrite in this example.
"oolala" said Youssef
"OMG WHY U SAYING OOLALA TO ME I NEVER DO IT TO YOU" said mark
Mark is being a hypocrite in this example.
by STEVEN (with a PH) May 7, 2019
Get the Hypocritemug. Most of society. 99.9% of people act as though certain things are "wrong" yet in all reality, they are just as bad as the people they attempt to judge. This is especially true with religious people, who almost always talk about morals and lessons, yet break the laws they claim to live by. Expect them to insult others that break these rules. These people are much worse than how they usually see themselves. In their minds, they are "good". Basically, a hypocrite likes to judge others, but should look in the mirror and see what an asshole he/she really is. It's better to be an honest person rather than a hypocrite!
Person A: This is so stupid! You're so lame, man. Stfu.
Person B: ?
Person A (Later on): I hate people that are jerks.
Person A: Only god can judge people.
Person A (Later on): Dude, you are such an ass, you're going to hell.
Person B: Why don't you shut up, you jerk? You're a hypocrite.
Person B: ?
Person A (Later on): I hate people that are jerks.
Person A: Only god can judge people.
Person A (Later on): Dude, you are such an ass, you're going to hell.
Person B: Why don't you shut up, you jerk? You're a hypocrite.
by Mokona Zero May 8, 2013
Get the Hypocritemug. by Hshahahha April 1, 2024
Get the Hypocritemug. The hypocrite was always testing whether he/she was being tested, thinking everybody else was playful and playing when he/she was, and quick to call people on double standards he/she was practicing himself/herself, because he/she didn't know that he/she was as much of a hypocrite as anybody else.
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020
Get the Hypocritemug. A female who thinks nobody has any right to tell her what to do with her own body, but thinks she has every right to decide what's best for an animal (when to spay or neuter an animal).
The hypocrite was quick to make decisions about an animal's body for the animal, but made it a crime for anybody else to treat her own body like it wasn't sacred.
by Solid Mantis June 26, 2019
Get the Hypocritemug.