human

At first glance, you may think this primate is basically evil on two feet. Only at closer inspection would you realize that while evil usually is accompanied by a tiny bit of intelligence, humans are lacking in that. Therefore we must come to the conclusion that humans are, in fact, just big stupid moneys with technology.

Look at the big retarded monkey with a nuclear bomb! Wait, that's a prominant world figure.

by Me May 4, 2005

human

God's first, only, and greatest mistake, assuming that there is a God.

by Anonymous July 9, 2003

HUMAN CENTiPAD

Human Centipad is a defective high-tech tablet computer including 3 people attached to each others with the colon developed and marketed by Apple . Finally the project for this item was canceled due to the fact that human centipad couldn't read.

Person 1: Whoah look at me i bought the Human Centipad!

Person 2: Lame, it can't read!

by chewbew May 23, 2011

human resources

The ugly chicks that fire you for fucking with the great looking chicks.

by Anonymous November 16, 2002

Human Questionmark

A person who is fairly stupid and day dreams when they are being talked to or asked somthing.

A good word to use in the military when a soldier of a lower rank fails to notice your commands due to their stupidity.

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Pvt - (stands around aimlessly)
Sgt - Fall in to the parade private!
Pvt - *Yawn* (still stands there, scratching his arse)
Sgt - FALL IN NOW! YOU HUMAN QUESTIONMARK!
Pvt - Sorry Sgt didnt hear you, got wax in me ears you see.

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by sk8r196 - Human questionmark July 25, 2006

The Human Race

An infestation.

George: Hey billy whats your opionion about "the human race"?
Billie: Its an infestation.

by Art E. Rie October 3, 2010

the human condition

That we as humans are aware of our own mortality.

Struggling with death anxiety is just part of the human condition.

by dj alfa September 13, 2007