Houdini

When a guy after getting done having sex spits on a girls back which makes her turn around (thinking the man cummed on her back). After that, the guy cums in her eyes and the guy's friend comes out of a closet and punches the girl in the face.

Greg: Man I hate my girlfriend so much
Hank: You ever think of giving her a Houdini?
Greg: No, I never thought of that, Thanks!

by ichbal February 1, 2008

houdini

To perform a houdini, a male person hides in a closet or small shut off room and masturbates and holds it. When somebody walks in he lets loose on them and they get pissed.

dude, i was playing hide and seek with mom and dad and brother last night and when my mom checked the closet i let loose all over her face. it was awesome. she didnt even ground me. it was awesome

last night i was hiding in the closet and then i did a houdini all over emmas head. she flipped out

by Matt Smithinsmiths February 8, 2008

Houdini

Verb - derived from the great escapologist Harry Houdini, a gaming term for Gears of War where one person blasts the opponent with a close range shotgun and there is nothing left.

Jeremy: "Where the fuck did I go?!"
Jon: "You got straight Houdinied!"

by J-UniT25 December 21, 2008

houdinin

houdinin-to trick someone or perform a visual marvel or magic trick

Dude, I'm totally houdinin you with this card trick.
Oh man, I totally got houdined.

by Andrew April 22, 2004

Houdini

its where ur fuckin a girl i the ass, and right before you nut, u pull it out and tap her on the shoulder.She turns around and you squirt her right in the face.

Me and wendy were fuckin last night and i so gave her a houdini

by Justin and Jacob July 21, 2008

Houdini Face

Where a feller's bangin' a lass from behind, he shaves his pubes. Then, when he's about to cum, he pulls out, spits on the lass' back, cums in her face, then sticks his pubs in the cum that's (hopefully) hit her top lip.

Nahh, she probably just got Houdini faced.

by colon explorer September 23, 2010

houdini bong

holding in a bong toke for so long you don't blow any smoke out.

jaron: "Nice houdini bong jordan"
jordan: "thanks man!"

by siickening October 21, 2010