Hawthorne Heights

A four piece (five piece until the death of Casey Calvert in 2007) band from Dayton, Ohio that is widely considered to be part of the emo/screamo movement. Idolized by emos and pop-punk fans, skewered by emo haters, and completely left alone by audiophiles and critics, they are the very definition of the Generic Emo Band. They specialize in making emo-styled pop-punk that goes straight through my head without making any impression at all. Not to mention that they suffer from a musically deadly disease known as Lyricitis Type Bad and incorporate (horrendous) screaming in their music.

Emo kid: Dear Diary, Mood: Heartbroken. LIKE OMG! I ASKED THIS GIRL OUT TODAY AND SHE SAID NO GET AWAY FROM ME EMO FREAK AND IT MADE ME SO SAD! So, liek, I went home and listened to Hawthorne Heights and cut my wrists and blacked my eyes like the song said. It made the terrible pain go away... but only a bit.

Emo Hater: Hawthorne heights is a bucketload of shit!... even though I've never heard one of their songs...

Audiophile: Hawthorne Heights is a band with a fairly competent rhythm section when compared to other bands in the emo movement, and that makes them worth a listen. However, they're so generic that you won't know the difference, except for maybe the laughable screaming and absolutely atrocious lyrics. Only true emos will be crazy for this band.

by The AI April 20, 2009

Hightower

A tall girl who is awesomely badass. Caring, sensitive, doesn't want to hurt anyone. Loves to party and have fun. Nobody can top her!

Yea that's Hightower, the girl who likes to have fun

by CoCoJoyce18 June 25, 2008

inver grove heights

Home to Minnesotas most average hockey team. Never good, but never really bad. Always lose to south saint Paul in every sport imaginable.

Hey did you catch the inver grove heights game last night?
Ya
How badly did we lose?

by golf is life January 28, 2014

Cambria Heights

in the Southern part of Queens. Andrew Jackson High School (now known as Campus Magnet) is there. A shitload of Haitian people & other West Indian people live there. Kids from there are the tuffest of the tuff.

Ay Gikri, you know those kids Matthew, Angie, & Ira?
Yeah. What about them?
You got beef with them?
Yeah
Well just to let you know i wouldn't f*ck with them if I were you...
Why not?
Them niggas is from Cambria Heights!
Oh shit! I didn't know them

by Mattt Beee January 3, 2009

Hawthorne Heights

Hawthorne Heights is the worst band in the world. With their emo lines, saying "cut my wrists and black my eyes", no wonder they have no friends. All fo them should be shot in their faces. No one gives a shit if their old boyfriend dumped them in '95. NO ONE CARES. Kill emos.

"dewd omg letz showr in da bathroom 2 gethir and listin 2 Hawthorne Heights bekuz we R gai emoz..."

In similar news, 100% of emos are homosexual.

by Brett1014 June 13, 2006

Wuthering Heights

A novel by Emile Brontë about romance, family, suffering, and gothic themes

14-year-old Me: I just read Wuthering Heights.
The World: Not to rude but nobody gives a shit.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

City Heights Academy

The livest secondary school in London. Girls got pregnant in year 7 and the mandem brought shanks to school like it was nothing. The school was run by a gang called M.S.- Muslim Squad and we smacked up anyone that wanted it.

Boy: Did you see what happened in City Heights Academy
Friend: M.S splashed up some ute I swear
Boy: Oh yes City Heights Academy is run by them I could never get rude to them

by Scuttyyy123 January 15, 2020