helmet chip

When a female give a male a blow job and and bites the tip , taking a chunk out of it causing a helmet chip
..Susan: " Hey Bob, have you ever had a helmet chip before?"
..Bob: " well no, what is a helmet chip?"
..Susan:" I'd have to demonstrate ...Follow me sir!"
..................*Susan goes down on Bob*....................
..Bob:" That is amazing!"
..Susan: " wait for it"
..Bob: " oh teeth"
......................*Susan bites the tip and takes a small chunk*...............
..Bob: "Ow!"
..Susan: "You sir now have a piece of your helmet missing, now you have a Helmet Chip!"
by chip less helmet February 11, 2014
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Diving helmet

The ancestor to both the gas mask and modern scuba diving gear.
I've never tried a diving helmet. But yes I've tried a gas mask.
by Sexydimma June 27, 2022
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helmet merchant

a being who transcends the definition of being 'a helmet'
Player 1: "Watch this!"
*Player 1 teamkills Player 2*
Player 2: "Proper helmet merchant you mate"
by TeevReqq May 23, 2023
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lego helmet

Terrible hair cut that resembles a Lego figures helmet when worn
Oi mate you've got a shit hair cut its like a Lego helmet
by Dayboi April 24, 2016
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hairy helmet

When the head of your circumcised penis is covered in hair.
Shaun's hairy helmet kept getting knotted as he masturbated.
by Tbone56 March 11, 2014
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Helmet kid

A retard that wear's a helmet that sits in an electric wheelchair with a diaper that seems to ruin everything by screaming obnoxiously but you can't complain about them because "Equality" even though they're screams probably mean end me in special language
Helmet kid: "Hdosbwzgsnkagskssysjwbsiebhdjei"
Random person: "yo look at that helmet kid he won't shut the fuck up"
by Gary glitters left nut November 18, 2019
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Helmet Weather

A motorcyclist's term for when the weather conditions are so miserable that it is a good idea to ride with a helmet.
Holy shit, I don't want to have to admit it, but now that it is 30 degrees and snowing I think this it is finally helmet weather.
by motorcyclerider September 29, 2010
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