Helen Keller Defense

When one plays ignorant to a situation or accusation of their doing, the accused uses one or more of the following excuses:

1: I didn't say that

2: I didn't hear that

3: I didn't see that

"Man, that fucker burned me and didn't answer my calls, texts, or emails. He was using the Helen Keller Defense."

"Honey, the lights were off, I swear it was you!! I'm pleading the Helen Keller Defense."

by Kyndbudz January 27, 2010

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Miriam is the helen. 😤💯🙌
meaning: Miriam is the loml. 🙈😘💜

by H&M 92 October 11, 2017

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Helena

Helena is a very athletic person that loves swim team and soccer commonly Venezuelan and with caramel curly hair and caramel eyes that turn green in the sun. Most of her friends are boys, has a small amount of friends that are girls but they are her closest friends. She is VERY PRETTY. And also, she isn't the most popular girl in school but she has very close friends (a very large group of them) She makes everyone laugh and is also always happy .

HI HELENA we've missed you (he he lets make her laugh)

You wanna race in Freestyle!

by PineapplesForLife November 30, 2017

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Helenah

Helenah is a beautiful, funny, very smart, and intelligent girl. She likes to joke around a lot, but will be serious when she wants to be. She has a unique personality, that you don’t find in most girls, and can get jealous very easily, so to all the guys(don’t do it, cause I ain’t the one). Anyway Helenah likes to make people laugh, so I would advice you to get one of her. Ohhh and she a lil smexy thang too.

“Yo my gf’s like a Helenah.”
“Really?!”
“Yeah, and I love that about her.”

by Take August 6, 2018

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