A person who is secretly gay that won't come out of the closet and constantly puts their hair in a spike like mohawk hair style
by Katieboo7 January 28, 2009
Get the Fag Hawkmug. A sex move; under the same vane as the ever popular "salty pirate" or "angry dragon". Derived from Stephen Hawking's book title "A Brief History Of Time; from the big bang to black holes". First, you are banging a chick from behind (the big bang), then, just as you are about to milky way, you transfer to said black hole and recite the following phrase...."A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME!!!". executed correctly, and she will reply with "What?". And that is the Stephen Hawking!!
by Salty pirate aka Stephen H. June 13, 2012
Get the Stephen Hawkingmug. by fletcha93 November 4, 2008
Get the nigger hawkmug. To Stephen Hawking is to rectally ingest heroin by way of an opiate enema. A traditional Stephen Hawking consists of soaking a tampon in a White China/water blend (one should stay hydrated while traversing the universe) and simply inserting it into the rectum. Hawkinging is known to start with lower body paralysis while leading to a cationic/drooling state. Hawkinging is aptly named due to the heroin crossing through a "black hole" and then taking one to a different dimension.
Often practiced in a wheelchair with Cosmos or Dark Side of the Moon playing in the background, Stephen is alleged to prefer Jim Carey movies or N.W.A. Hawkinging has led to many similar methods such as the "Uranus" or "downer dog" where one assumes downward dog and has liquid heroin dripped into the anus. In order to relate to Hawkining, heroin must cross "the event horizon" through the "black hole". This is why "Sheening the Sphincter" falls under the Hawkinging umbrella despite the heroin being taken in powder form.
Hawkinging's alleged cultural impacts include the Phillip Seymour Hoffman's passing due to "black tar" substitution and Ted Cruz's smile.
Often practiced in a wheelchair with Cosmos or Dark Side of the Moon playing in the background, Stephen is alleged to prefer Jim Carey movies or N.W.A. Hawkinging has led to many similar methods such as the "Uranus" or "downer dog" where one assumes downward dog and has liquid heroin dripped into the anus. In order to relate to Hawkining, heroin must cross "the event horizon" through the "black hole". This is why "Sheening the Sphincter" falls under the Hawkinging umbrella despite the heroin being taken in powder form.
Hawkinging's alleged cultural impacts include the Phillip Seymour Hoffman's passing due to "black tar" substitution and Ted Cruz's smile.
by NotTheZodiacKiller June 29, 2016
Get the Stephen Hawkingmug. by 5150 August 1, 2004
Get the daiei hawksmug. You: "Hey bro say Yurk, Hawk, but like fast."
Friend: "Yurk Hawk!"
You: "HAH! I MADE YOU SAY YOUR COCK!"
Friend: "Yurk Hawk!"
You: "HAH! I MADE YOU SAY YOUR COCK!"
by Mr. Fat nose idiot February 4, 2021
Get the Yurk Hawkmug. Cocktail, of such potent voracity it is known to render the consumer slack faced, unable to enunciate and generally in need of personal one on one care.
Must be served in a traditional dimpled English 'Pint Pot'
The Stephen Hawking is a base of mixed spirits :- Whisky, Gin, Malibu, Vodka. To serve you must up-end three bottles of alcopops (Smirnof Mule, White Lightening, WKD etc.) into the pot and let them syphon out as you consume the lot through a pink straw.
You'll be no closer to being a brillant astro and theoretical physicist but in every other aspect you'll be indistinguishable from the great man himself.
Must be served in a traditional dimpled English 'Pint Pot'
The Stephen Hawking is a base of mixed spirits :- Whisky, Gin, Malibu, Vodka. To serve you must up-end three bottles of alcopops (Smirnof Mule, White Lightening, WKD etc.) into the pot and let them syphon out as you consume the lot through a pink straw.
You'll be no closer to being a brillant astro and theoretical physicist but in every other aspect you'll be indistinguishable from the great man himself.
He was shitfaced after just one Stephen Hawking.
One Stephen Hawking is enough to put a lesser man in a coma.
On balance, it would be a bad idea for the Stephen Hawking to have a Stephen Hawking
One Stephen Hawking is enough to put a lesser man in a coma.
On balance, it would be a bad idea for the Stephen Hawking to have a Stephen Hawking
by Linnetfan November 4, 2011
Get the Stephen Hawkingmug.