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Left-Handed Shake

Usually in Afghanistan the left handed shake is a very famous gesture. When someone tries to shake hands with you using their left hand it means they have nothing but hate, disrespect, rageful anger and enmity for you. If you shake their left hand you then you should expect something bad coming on your way if you don’t shake his left hand then your accepting defeat and showing everyone that your a coward. Nowadays it’s mostly used between huge rival Gangs and Mafia’s in Afghanistan.
Left-handed Shake is a another form of declaration of war against another person, group, or family
by Katemiller1321 December 1, 2020
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One Handed Bandit

A woman with only one available hand that works as a hairdresser. You often feel overwhelmed with fear that she'll do a crappy job, and frankly it ruins your day.
Jon: Hey Bill! How'd you like your haircut?
Bill: I dunno Jon, I had the damn one handed bandit working today...
Jon: Fuck...
by Bulletmunchr December 17, 2007
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No hander

Sometimes known as "Look Ma, no hands!"

The act of urinating without the use of hands as means of guidancing the stream of urine into the toilet.

-Males only.
By the time I reached my teenage years, I was a master of the No Hander.

Sometimes I pull a No Hander when I need to text (lol?)

The other day my No Hander went wrong and I made a huge mess in my bathroom...
by LaseRgoesPEWPEW=] April 25, 2010
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Handegg

A term frequently used by the British because they're upset that Americans call American football "football" and Association football "soccer".

Of course, few even know anything about the history of American football. In the beginning, the game was an amalgamation between two very popular British invented sports: Association football and Rugby football (yes, this is the proper term). In the very early stages of American football, the game consisted of constant tackling, blocking, fighting, etc. Unlike today, the players did not wear any helmets or pads, the ball had a spherical structure and was only allowed to be kicked (it was against the rules of the game to touch the ball with your hands). Since then, the game has evolved drastically, and people (British) are upset that the game is called football, so the name is challenged with the term "Handegg".

Whether the game make sense to you or not, "Football" is what Americans call their sport, and "Soccer" is what they call Association football. No one has the right to criticize the Americans for calling it "soccer", for it was the British who invented the term in the 1880s. Of course, it isn't just the Americans who use the term, Canadians, Australians, and the Irish have all been known to use it as well. Ironically enough, they all have their own form of football also: Canadian football, Australian rules football, Gaelic football.
Complete and utter fucktard: Handegg doesn't make sense, and the name "Soccer" doesn't make sense eith-

Logical individual: Blah, blah, blah, blah! It was you Brits who invented the term anyway, so shut the fuck up! Hate to break it to you, but there are many forms of football, American football being one of them. Americans call their game "football", DEAL WITH IT! Quit being an irrational piece of shit, and start being tolerant of other culture's ways. Americans never came bitching to you about the name of your sports.
by Cal1um is a POS May 11, 2013
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Ass-handed

A metaphore implying that a person permanently has both hands up their own ass.
Did you see that guy on his phone? That ass-handed bitch made me miss the green light!
by Obnoxshus Rapper October 8, 2017
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one handed muppet strangler

Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.
I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.
by the californiamerican June 27, 2008
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weak handed stranger

when your girlfriend / wife sits on her hand until it falls asleep then strokes you off.
i wanted sex last night but my wife was too tired so she gave me a weak handed stranger instead
by coma061 January 21, 2009
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