Handjob McFlurry

A corporate establishment that isn't worth remebering the name of.

Tim, turn left just past the Handjob McFlurry's.

by Skyeler November 5, 2005

handlobraes

1 : to handle and break a vehicle.
2 : the handlebars of a bicycle
3 : HAHA!!! I'M HANDLOBRAESING!!!1
4 : to act on or perform a required function with regard to

My car handlobraes worse than an '03 Cobra.

by DZ187 June 2, 2003

handjob

to jerk off or jerk a man off (using your hand hooters flaps or lips)

iam fucking sick of talking to you now give me a handjob
go fuck a duck
ok i will spurt spunk on your face then

by Jackroll April 22, 2006

Polish handjob

The act of taking both hands and shoving them into a loved one's mouth, spreading said loved one's mouth open, followed immediatly by headbutting their helpless face.

Last night after giving Ben a rusty trombone, Cristen totally got a polish handjob

by binx12512 October 31, 2011

handjob

The equivalant of calling someone an idiot.

"What the fuck is this guy doin'? What a handjob."

by Rowdy Burns July 4, 2006

handlobrae

What happens when some monkey can't type and screws up a simple word like "handling". Often used by homosexuals to identify one another.

My car handlobrae better than your car, cause it's a civic and teh civic can never lose.

by OT June 6, 2003

handjob

Something a women usually gives a man by masturbating his penis. This is done horribaly by most women, and a guy can usually do it way better his self. When a man gives a women a handjob, (fingering), is best done by a man because it's not that hard to find a womens place for most pleasure. Most likely her clitouris.

Man Amanda gave me a handjob yesterday and I could of done it 10 x better myself.

or

Andy fingered me in such the right places last week, I had the best orgasm ever!

by m0012 April 27, 2008