“My dawg, I made you a hamlet this morning!”
“Oh shoot, it’s not poisoned or gonna make me lose my sanity right?”
“Haha, nah. It’s just got some straight up deloish ham in it.”
“Ah tight, thanks dawg!”
“Oh shoot, it’s not poisoned or gonna make me lose my sanity right?”
“Haha, nah. It’s just got some straight up deloish ham in it.”
“Ah tight, thanks dawg!”
by Tru Son of Cronus July 3, 2019
Get the Hamlet mug.Hameem is a hoopty that has a ballsack that beats him he also has a truck that runs on cardboard he fucks his cousin and he’s a khan
by Hameem hoopty July 14, 2019
Get the Hameem mug.Something really old irish people say when you've fucked up or done something really stupid. It is also often picked up by the younger generstion to describe bad situations
Granny: Eoin youve made a right hames of doing the dishes
Old ass teacher: Eoin now look at this homework yeve made a right hames of it ya feicin eejit
Eoin: sure look at this John ive made a right hames of things, i was meant to be with Brona at the disco but Ciara started twerking on me and now Bronas texting me asking where i am
Old ass teacher: Eoin now look at this homework yeve made a right hames of it ya feicin eejit
Eoin: sure look at this John ive made a right hames of things, i was meant to be with Brona at the disco but Ciara started twerking on me and now Bronas texting me asking where i am
by OwOtheIrishHoe April 19, 2019
Get the Hames mug.Hampton is the word you use for a person who is sorta ok but not really. A Hampton is cool enough to get by. Not really cute but sorta
by A_person-who_exists August 18, 2019
Get the Hampton mug.Bruh when im super sad nothing else can get me more sad. All i wanna do is just sit somewhere nice and watch everyone else cry and be happy
by alexBigGay September 2, 2019
Get the Hameem mug.Jewish dixie-biscuits. A sweet Jewish cookie probably for festive occasions but BJ’s wholesale clubs sells them in bulk for other White people. Anyone can like these cookies in my opinion. Maybe it’s a religious thing?
Let me rub the sensation of the sensuality that the desire and flavor that these hamatashens give me.
by MyPersonalPezDispenser November 15, 2019
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