A rare sight, seen only once every 4200 years - when a guy is having sex while lying on his back, at the point of climax he pulls out, and his cum shoots with such velocity it shatters the lightbulb above the bed, showering down a comet of hot glass.
I performed a Hale Bopp Comet so hard last night, a team of astronomers are already saying they'll never see a better one in their lifetime.
by helloiamaperson July 20, 2012
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by physhf00d August 3, 2016
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Other guy : she's free
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Other guy: fml why didn't I ask her out she's perfect in every way , she must be a haley
by Grace🍑 February 15, 2017
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A Haley is a very sweet, outgoing, loving, gentle, great person with a heart of gold.Haleys have beautiful eye's that will melt you completely! You will get lost looking into them. They always have and wear a stunning smile. Haleys do not take shit from anyone. They are very outspoken people who stand up for that they believe in. A Haley hardly ever meets a stranger. They are by far the eaisest people on the planet to talk to. A haley is very respectful. Aslo, the most undserstanding of people. They tend to have huge hearts, not for just people, but animals too. The most beautiful of all people. If you're looking for a laugh, or good friend you need to find a Haley. They know many people, but only a few close people they will call a friend. They put family and the ones they love above everything. You will easily fall in love with a Haley. Haleys usually date men that name start with a T (its just a haley thing) The men they date usually have a "bad boy" reputation, but with a Haleys non partying, respectable, caring, loving, honest ways and most unique personalty make a bad boy forget his past and want to change for the better. A true Haley will refuse to be walked over, but if she loves you, she'll forgive and forget almost everytime. Although, Haleys do have this loving and forgiving heart when they are fed up you don't have a chance to change their mind. Haleys have a temper that will leave you questioning your own exsistance. (Do not make them mad)
A Haley is a very sweet, outgoing, loving, gentle, great person with a heart of gold.Haleys have beautiful eye's that will melt you completely! You will get lost looking into them. They always have and wear a stunning smile. Haleys do not take shit from anyone. They are very outspoken people who stand up for that they believe in. A Haley hardly ever meets a stranger. They are by far the eaisest people on the planet to talk to. A haley is very respectful. Aslo, the most undserstanding of people. They tend to have huge hearts, not for just people, but animals too. The most beautiful of all people. If you're looking for a laugh, or good friend you need to find a Haley. They know many people, but only a few close people they will call a friend. They put family and the ones they love above everything. You will easily fall in love with a Haley. Haleys usually date men that name start with a T (its just a haley thing) The men they date usually have a "bad boy" reputation, but with a Haleys non partying, respectable, caring, loving, honest ways and most unique personalty make a bad boy forget his past and want to change for the better. A true Haley will refuse to be walked over, but if she loves you, she'll forgive and forget almost everytime. Although, Haleys do have this loving and forgiving heart when they are fed up you don't have a chance to change their mind. Haleys have a temper that will leave you questioning your own exsistance. (Do not make them mad)
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Guy 1: is that Haley?
Guy 2: i can't beleive my eyes, i think that is Haley. OMG IM FREAKING OUT. ITS HALEY!!!IJ#RU(*U
Guy 2: i can't beleive my eyes, i think that is Haley. OMG IM FREAKING OUT. ITS HALEY!!!IJ#RU(*U
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